My question is, where can I get a mail order groom from Nigeria?
Good news for you! I am a prince, and I have an offer for you. 
Guy
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Not interested in money, just the size of your thingā¦
That will cost extra.
Guy
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How are we supposed to go meet her with no information about the office location?
Iād like to go there any day any time and punch his face, not sure why but yeah, Iād punch his face.
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You sound like a stable and well-adjusted adult.
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Itās the back up plan in the event of failure for āHow to ask out a bank teller?ā
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No boyfriend before.
Thatās supposed to be a plus?
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No boyfriend, no expectations to flummox our would-be suitor.
Sounds boring.
Some guys are so insecure they would prefer the inexperience over the possibility that they might be compared to any other man on the face of the earth.
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That totally sounds like me!
itās possible that when I wrote that perhaps I was making some reference to what he said about coming by his office by some time if you wanted to buy a woman from him. Perhaps, only perhaps, itās just a way to express repulsion to what comes across as an awkward human trading. Maybe.
Who knows.
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