He is wielding a 2 metre baseball bat between his legs, gripping it firmly with his right hand half way down the shaft and his left hand at its base. To top it off, he has a furtive expression worthy of a teenager who has just discovered the delights of self-abuse, furiously spanking the monkey thinking that nobody knows why he’s been spending so much time in his bedroom recently.
I’m wondering if it’s just my depraved mind, but I find it hard to believe a picture editor could place the photo without thinking - “the man looks like he’s holding an oversized dong in his hands”.
I showed it to fellow teachers. The Brit instantly burst out laughing. The American took about half to one second. But neither my girlfriend or co-teachers had any idea what it was about. Certainly wasn’t saving face - they went through lots of options and were genuinely intrigued by what it was that I though was so odd about the picture.
Cultural? Are Brits just depraved? In a similar way, Gordon Brown was selected leader of The Labour Party on Sunday. Aside from being older and more serious than Ma (in both good and bad ways), imagine him in the same scene. Cartoonists would love it. It would be on every front page and he’d never live it down.
That’s because the girls in Taiwan love the guy.
Ma is a love competitor in every relationship in Taiwan. Guys hate him, Girls love him.
So to you and other males the picture is, “Silly man with a big dong, hahaha.”
To the girls it is more like “Ah! Dreamboat, I would be satisfied if you were only half that size.”
OK, and what is it with using the soundtrack from “Letters of Iwojima” for his TV commercial? Seems all he can is copy, does he actually have any of his own ideas and thoughts?
that is unusual, “copying” the ideas of others… I mean considering the Taiwanese are so well known for their spontaneous creativity, imagination and orginality… literally walking fountains of fresh mental fecundity and out of the box thinking that put even the likes of Da Vinci to shame… “co-py” you say… I’ll have to ask around the office and see if anyone’s ever heard of this notion before…
that is unusual, “copying” the ideas of others… I mean considering the Taiwanese are so well known for their spontaneous creativity, imagination and orginality, literally walking fountains of fresh, mental fecundity and out of the box thinking that puts even the likes of Da Vinci to shame… “co-py” you say… I’ll have to ask around the office and see if anyone’s ever heard of this notion before…[/quote]
Him holding a giant rounders bat isn’t half as silly looking as his stupid fucking sash, his stupid wee fucking waistcoat, those stupid wee fucking flags they’re busily waving like a bunch of five-year-olds at a royal parade, or those vapidly grinning braindead fucking sycophants standing behind him.
Taiwan politics. Jesus.
Reminds me how beautiful the soundtrack is. I’m going to buy the CD.
Ma’s ad also echos those for Johnny Walker. Intentionally, maybe. When you see Johnny Walker ads, it could somehow subconsciously reinforce the message of Ma’s ads.
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Ma’s ad also echos those for Johnny Walker. Intentionally, maybe. When you see Johnny Walker ads, it could somehow subconsciously reinforce the message of Ma’s ads.[/quote]
Yeah. You’re fucked whatever happens. Might as well get pissed.
from a 2.5 metre long penis, a step down to a penis 1% of that is not 1% of the length of the large one, but 1% of the volume.
This is a 3D thing we are comparing here. A penis with 1% of the volume is going to be much larger than one with only 1% of the length.
As a rough estimate: original volume = 2.5 metres times Pi times (average radius squared).
let’s say average diameter is 20 cm, which is a 10 cm radius
volume = 250 cm x 3.141 x 100 cm2 = 78525 cm3, or about 80 Litres. Way too big!
reduce to 1% of the volume =2.5 m/100 times Pi times (Average radius squared)
volume = 2.5 cm x 3.141 x 100 cm2 = 785.25 cm3, or about 780 mL… Nothing to sneeze at! In fact, go and take a look at a 750 mL bottle of milk in the fridge… I’d be happy with that, don’t know about the wife.
Now, for your next arithmetic challenge, calculate the length of said 1% penis if all the relative dimension ratios are maintained. is it longer or shorter than the 2.5cm estimate?
