That’s the way to do it! Some brill photos here of a Beltane festival in Edinburgh.
…wait…was that Marilyn Manson???
Strange. I expected something more like this.
Loretta,
God, is that a May Day festival or a Gay Pride parade? Oh. it’s English! No need to answer my question.
English? WTF?
Beltane is pure dead barry man. Bacchanalia. At least it used to be. I think its got a lot more commercialised compared to when I last went. Used to be painted-up people fucking right there in the open, I kid you not. I got painted up but was far too wasted to fuck.
Can someone translate this bloke’s posts into English please? 
Yes!
Can someone translate this bloke’s posts into English please? :p[/quote]
Beltane’s a wizard jape.
Can someone translate this bloke’s posts into English please? :p[/quote]
An’ Ah thooght ye ken(t) everythin’ ye bean si.
[quote=“sandman”]English? WTF?
Beltane is pure dead barry man. Bacchanalia. At least it used to be. I think its got a lot more commercialised compared to when I last went. Used to be painted-up people fucking right there in the open, I kid you not. I got painted up but was far too wasted to fuck.[/quote]
I don’t know what you’re saying either, but it sounds like the Oregon Country Fair.
Can we call you “Mr Floppy” from now on?
I don’t remember having my actual winkie out, either. One of the very few, if I recall. I would have had the kilt and nothing else on, though, so maybe it was flapping about a bit under there. Probably.