Me and Tom Cruise

I have quite a lot of admiration, time and good vibes for Mr Tom Cruise. This information has caused me quite a wide range of hate and general moody comments in recent days. Why hate a celebrity? Why devote passionate anger to someone you don’t know? It’s not like I am a Muslim or something.

Here he is being funny in Tropic Thunder… youtube.com/watch?v=27Cebrup … re=related

I really have no bad thoughts about Mr Cruise. Feel free to go nuts.

Tom and Matt Lauer: youtube.com/watch?v=cc_wjp262RY
Tom jumping the couch: youtube.com/watch?v=EcgIxfNim7o

I think Dickipedia says it best:

[quote=“merge”]Tom and Matt Lauer: youtube.com/watch?v=cc_wjp262RY
Tom jumping the couch: youtube.com/watch?v=EcgIxfNim7o

I think Dickipedia says it best:

Merge, you are my pal. Yet you fail to tell me your opinion. He is in love. He has opinions other people find hard to hear. So what?

Come on. What really is the beef with him?

But… Tom Cruise is a nob end.

And the unofficial spokesman of an evil cult.

I know what you mean. When I tell people I can’t listen to Bob Dyaln’s music without thinking it’s a parody I get the same look.

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]But… Tom Cruise is a nob end.

And the unofficial spokesman of an evil cult.[/quote]

When I was a kid R.L Hubbards books were open for us to read at the methodist church.

Think for yourself. I like the films Tom Cruise makes, and thus I like Tom Cruise. What’s with the store bought opinions? (not aimed exclusively at matty bo batty, or merge bo berge.)

Aim criticism at him that isn’t tabloid shite… The best I heard was… ‘he is short.’

I know what you mean. When I tell people I can’t listen to Bob Dyaln’s music without thinking it’s a parody I get the same look.[/quote]

ooooh, he holds the left nut yet cripples the right…

Guys, seriously, what the fudge is wrong with the big TC?

Bob is slowly turning into a nut job. Im gonna cry one day. Big tears. I walked out the last time I saw him. It was sad. Bob dancing? Cripes. I took the train and shook my head. Sad day. My version of reality is the only one to follow.

And you know it.

What about TC threatening to boycott the UK (and not promote Mission Impossible 3) after they showed the Scientology episode of South Park?

The man has no sense of humour about himself.

And he said that psychiatry is pseudo-science.

That said, many celebs have fuck all knowledge about real science.

Tom Cruise: a case study of narcisism, ego and the little man theory of over confidence.

His movies are rather forgetable and I don’t watch them. Nothing against him personally, just indifference towards Hollywood.

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]But… Tom Cruise is a [color=#FF0000]nob end[/color].

And the unofficial spokesman of an [color=#FF0000]evil cult[/color].[/quote]
Aren’t you, maybe, thinking of this fellow…

[quote=“Funk500”]What about TC threatening to boycott the UK (and not promote Mission Impossible 3) after they showed the Scientology episode of South Park?

The man has no sense of humour about himself.

And he said that psychiatry is pseudo-science.

That said, many celebs have fuck all knowledge about real science.[/quote]

Is psychiatry a pseudo science? My guy just listened and did fuck all… Keith Thomas you are a dick. TIME is a healer. People are people. Why is it important to listen to an actor about science?

if someone said my god was a douche i might have reservations about wanting to sell myself to them.

I think I love Tom Cruise. My video post and his austin powers cameo seem to disagree with you. I really think I am starting to love this outspoken nut job. And Katie Holmes wasnt shit in Batman begins… Case. Rested.

Bismarck… you are my dude! Early morning drunk rugby on me…

Awesome! I’ll bring the beers!

Awesome! I’ll bring the beers![/quote]

Sweet. Back to the chungle afterwards for ketamine, dope and ching dows. I dont miss taiwan, but i miss being a creature. A filthy filthy creature.

sorry Tomhill, I was out watching the Scientology video he did a while back. This guy has some serious megalomania issues.

Why do I disapprove of him? He believes his own bullshit, and as Funk 500 said - absolutely no sense of humor about himself. He strikes me as someone who thinks he farts pearls of wisdom for us mere mortals to behold, while at the same time behaving like a wind-up monkey doll, clashing his little cymbals, flashing those beautiful choppers and doing flips.

The Tropic Thunder self-mockery and subsequent “Look, I’m just a regular superstar - really” seem to me more of an attempt at rehabilitating the brand. His publicist until 2004 was Pat Kingsley, who seemed to know how to keep him from on a tighter leash. After Kingsley left, Tom had his sister act as his publicist - then Tom started letting people know that he was smarter than them, and since we just paid ten bucks to watch him play samurai and run away from aliens, that we should really shut up and let him tell us about the problems with modern psychiatry and the benefits of alien religion. He has since returned to a professional publicity firm, and has been trying to clean up the mess since then.

I liken Tom speaking out about what was really in his head to that terrible moment when you realize that that hot woman/guy you’ve just slept with turns out be not just a little odd, but FREAKY. Horror mixed with regret along with a side of self-loathing for not seeing it sooner.

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sorry Tomhill, I was out watching the Scientology video he did a while back. This guy has some serious megalomania issues.

Why do I disapprove of him? He believes his own bullshit, and as Funk 500 said - absolutely no sense of humor about himself. He strikes me as someone who thinks he farts pearls of wisdom for us mere mortals to behold, while at the same time behaving like a wind-up monkey doll, clashing his little cymbals, flashing those beautiful choppers and doing flips.

The Tropic Thunder self-mockery and subsequent “Look, I’m just a regular superstar - really” seem to me more of an attempt at rehabilitating the brand. His publicist until 2004 was Pat Kingsley, who seemed to know how to keep him from on a tighter leash. After Kingsley left, Tom had his sister act as his publicist - then Tom started letting people know that he was smarter than them, and since we just paid ten bucks to watch him play samurai and run away from Aliens, that we should really shut up and let him tell us about the problems with modern psychiatry and the benefits of alien religion. He has since returned to a professional publicity firm, and has been trying to clean up the mess since then.

I liken Tom speaking out about what was really in his head to that terrible moment when you realize that that hot woman/guy you’ve just slept with turns out be not just a little odd, but FREAKY. Horror mixed with regret along with a side of self-loathing for not seeing it sooner.

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Firstly, I really appreciate the reply. Thanks buddy. I hope that one day we will have a fucking good drink together…

Why is he a megalomaniac? Dude… I think you live in a country where religion is pretty much down pat. You live, you die, get over it. Make sure your family isnt fucked on… Why is it wrong to have a belief in Scientology? I abide with muslims, jews, sikhs, christafuckingdelphians, gypsys… whats wrong with a dude who shat souls into a mountain? we all die and float about in space…

anger at actors… jDepp is FIRST in the ‘slap that cunt for falling’ list.

The dude is an actor. The hate is just nuts. He makes entertainment. End of. I wouldn’t like to be so universally hated as he is.

Have you ever wondered whether Tom uses the Scientology as a kind of vehicle? “Look at me, I’m great and GOD helped me get there.”

A bit like if God did Amway; imaging all those pyramids of Scientologists financed on bog-roll and vitamins.

He could be, and most possibly is, very aware of his popularity in society, and knows where his plan for world domination is going.

Even my wife, who generally doesn’t get riled up about actors, thinks he’s a tit because he plays Tom Cruise in every movie he’s ever been in.

You haven’t told us why you like him TH.

L.

He has a middle front tooth. Never trust anyone with a middle front tooth.

AAAAAaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy. . . . . . . . .

Spawn of Satan for sure.

I bet he has his monobrow waxed.

Tom Cruise and I
TC is a dickhead.