‘Tomorrow will commence the mailroom refurbishment. Please avoid receiving large or dangerous parcels.’
OK, so I cancelled my taobao order for the trampoline and the uranium, but what else can I do? There was a suggestion that all email go through the communications office but the chubby lass from Preston in said office howled like an air-raid siren and started muttering about a job in Tianjin. There’s going to be an inhouse email-writing course (hahahahaha to the short-straw drawer who is on email class detail all summer. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy), but I’m not hopeful.
What funsies do you receive?
