More bulldada for you!

(Bulldada = propaganda from any source, which we in the Church believe to represent the words of Bob, our founder)

On signs outside National Political University (Zhengzhe Daxue):

  1. Unleashed dogs will be expelled.

(What, can’t they just put them on academic probation until their grades improve?)

  1. (You have to think about this one carefully. I’ll reprint it here in the exact pattern that it appears on the sign.)

No vendors or
Violators will
Be reported to
The police