I’m currently underground a fierce and volatile war against the mosquitos that venture into my apartment. Every day the mosquitos take it one step further and force me to up my game for the next day. Every day though I seem to slay many of their soldiers, they still seem to grow in size and power. Last night they were buzzing around my ear as I was falling asleep in a brutal teasing marathon which seemed to say “the second your eyes close you die”. This morning I woke with by far the most damaging of battle scars all across my face and body. Enough is enough and I have to muster together one last hurrah to destroy these evil creatures before they claim me and the territory I rightfully own.
Can any of you brothers please suggest any tips, tactics or weaponry that can help me end this grusome warfare? For once and for all.
God bless you fine people.
Frankiti99, last batallion of the great Mosquito war of Yonghe, Taipei, 2015