Copycat’s 
Garnished with slices of raw tuna belly?
Lambo Pizza 藍波披薩
Pazzo Pizza!
(Crazy Pizza)
Pizza Pizzazz
Pete’s-a Pizza
Piece o’ Pizza
Alleydog’s Pizza
Pizza Hat
Dominic’s Pizza
Leaning Tower of Pizza
Torozzeria …
觀音披薩
Ours Are ROUND! Shut up! Or I’ll Punch You in the Nose! We Even Painted our Own Place!
Maybe that’s a bit too long?
Lau Wai Pizza Pie
Call it Timbuktu because it’s too far away from civilization.
Slice of Italy
This one’s good.
AZZIP
This one’s good too. 
Road Pizza?
Awfully Pizza?
No wait… The Abominable Pizza
El Toro: Serving a Dish You Chinese Love But Didn’t Invent First
El-Torado
“Pay Through the Nose for Bread and Cheese” has a nice ring to it.
This one’s good too. [/quote]
Yeah, I like that one, too, because it’s got rhyme, rhythm, and reason.
I also like this one, because it’s got zip. And you could drink KLIM with your AZZIP, and if you got some tomato paste on your shirt, you could wash your shirt with PAOS.
Well, if it were shortened to PTNBC, it might work. Be even better if you could make a chengyu (成語) out of it. The closest I can get is 比薩鼻子 (bǐsàbízi, “pizza nose”), or maybe 鼻子比薩 (bízibǐsà, “nose pizza”).
This
And here I did not post because all I could come up with was “Pizza Pie Say. (Pai Sei)”