So a couple Saturdays ago, me & the chieflette are out running errands on the scoot, it’s motherfuckin HOT, we swing into a Family Mart for a cold drink, I see this Green Tea Sprite, I ain’t tasted it yet, I like Sprite, ask her if she’s tasted it, but she doesn’t drink fizzy pops, so she has no idea, so I’m like, hey, it’s hotter than fuck out, it’s cold, it’s got bubbles, how bad can it be???
I took one sip and literally did a spit take, spraying it out onto the road, it’s fuckin HORRIBLE!!
Honest, I’ve never tasted piss with bubbles in it, but I can’t imagine it tasting even a little worse than this crap, who in the fuck likes this shit???