Please don’t think I am making fun of this thread, a couple may actually work (others obviously not):
Greco-Roman Cricket - I think the other 190-something non-cricket playing nations wouldn’t be so dismissive of this beautiful game if it involved more than a 40-hour match where no one wins (I love cricket, BTW, but do understand why others don’t)
Scull Jousting - Imagine it as a warm-up for The Boat Race (again, another event I thoroughly enjoy but could see needing some sprucing up)
Javelin Darts - Could be a contender - but only if Syd Waddell was involved. Maybe this has already been done?
Foot-pool / Snoo-cer - Why the hell not?!
Has this been posted here before? It is The video highlights are what you need!