New year’s resolution

[loser]

I had a goal to get promoted. I got promoted
I had a goal to lose 7 pounds. I’ve lost 1
4 months left in the year
You?

[Marco]

I fufilled all my new year’s resolutions:

[rooftopclown]

@loser

I had a goal to lose 7 pounds. I’ve lost 1

Username checks out.

@loser

4 months left in the year
You?

I also have 4 months left. Actually a bit less.

[DrewC]

@loser

I had a goal to get promoted. I got promoted
I had a goal to lose 7 pounds. I’ve lost 1
4 months left in the year
You?

I never remember my resolutions past week 2 of the New Year. Probably the usual, get in shape, learn better Mandarin, start writing that book I’ve always dreamed of writing… and I did none of that. Just banter and argue with you lot about stuff like COVID vaccines, “giving face” and pineapple on pizza… lol. sigh Always next year.

[Matthew513]

To be fair, the ‘pineapple on pizza’ arguments are crucial. Who the hell puts pineapple on a pizza?