Being a trophy bf is no simply task. Allowing my Taiwanese gf to fawn over me requires diligence. Such as having a steady neck when she tried to pull out ear wax. And lying with a smile that it was relaxing when blood come gushing out of my ear.
Or being the victim to her whitehead/blackhead fetish as she uses some archaic metal device against my skin while pinning me to be bed. Forcing me to giggle with delight, when in the back of my mind I know I have a cleaning mask in the bathroom that can do the job with half the pain.
But today the unthinkable happened. We were out in public and she looks at my face in an odd manner. Making scissor motions with her fingers, leaving me quite baffled. She fishes in her handbag to comes back with a pair of real scissors. Grabbing my nose without warning, yanks my head forward.
I almost confessed I would never have an immoral thought about her sister again…
She snips at the bottom of my nose at an offending nose hair. When that doesn’t satisfy her, she takes her talons and yanks it right out, in public mind you. I almost passed out from the pain.
How should one set boundaries with their SO in a diplomatic fashion? Is there a way to say nose hair are off limits.