To the skinny girl on the Clixi driving 100 KM with spike heels and no underwear, you almost ran me over. When you fall off it’s going to hurt. And Clixi’s weren’t meant to go that fast.
To chubby guy eating a sandwich with one hand carrying his girlfriend on the back – you are weaving back and forth. That sandwich looks huge, I recommend having your girlfriend feed you instead. This will work better for both of us.
To the construction worker with the Jog 50 that’s spewing a black cloud of smoke, you are destroying the planet. And now I have to figure out which is the front end of my charcoal activated surgery mask.
To the guy with a hand truck tied to the back – I like you. If everyone sucked as much utility out of everyday objects as you the world would have less waste. But I am scared that pile of folded cardboard boxes is going to fall over side ways. Please see if you can get the guy carrying the 12 foot pole to take some of them for you.