Dammit, how come nobody has invited me yet? I want to see what’s behind the curtain. Is it naked girls? I bet it’s naked girls. Dammit, somebody invite me. :grrr:
It’s direct sales of pest control products, dude. You don’t want to be invited, trust me! 
I’ve got an account from back when they let anyone join. If anyone wants an invite, PM me with your name and email address.
If you have a gmail account, try logging in with that address and password. The accounts are tied together, though I’m not sure if having gmail automatically gets you orkut or not.