The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: "To know that I’ve tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.
An unfortunate turn-of-phrase. That’s funny.
He should look on the bright side. No more running but plenty of girth. What a dick!
It’s the lycra. It’s too revealing.
He’s not exactly packing a piece here, indeed it looks like he may have a camel toe.
HG
He could have just wrapped a sock around it. That’s what I used to do, at least – would have done, I mean. WOULD HAVE DONE! Doh!
What?!?!? A black man seeking penis enlargement? Boy what is the world coming to? :loco: 
Well, yes, that was clearly the elephant, or rather mouse in the room.
HG
God…this is from the linked article…you think they could have made him look more ridiculous?
Well perhaps he can pose for Playgirl to pay for rent as time passes…
Hardball, when has the media ever made a black man not look ridiculous? :ohreally:
How about
…er… 
But you can’t really blame the media on that one…
HERE we go!
Nothing ridiculous about JR! 
Nope you can’t…
Err…okay, you can slide with the JR reference, but that was also from another time and place, where the media actually was respectable..
Does that mean I’m not suspect?
Oh you know Spike is off-limits. :no-no:
anonX :beatnik:
No penises allowed this year.
News story, they want bigger Penis
Says: Claims that ski jumpers were injecting hyaluronic acid into their private parts to increase the surface area of their suits became known as Penisgate.
wow does it work???
Apparently. They get body scanned for a tight fitting suit, and the extra cloth they gain gives a sail effect that can actually add a few meters to jumps. Or so I hear
So only for sport? or other benefits?
Maybe after the game ha ha
