As long as you see 100 percent; that’s the main thing. 
Sorry, that was probably my fault. 914 has been switching between multiple windows, stomach clenched, perspiring, eyes filling with bitter tears, trying to spot the fakies while desperately searching google for “the Rock” “calf implants” “butts.”
OK OK, it was a joke 914. IT WAS A JOKE! I have no idea if the Rock has implants or not. NONE! Talking out my arse. Now relax.
The Rock has had nothing done. I know.
I’m wondering what makes a woman who is a nice size to begin with want to go for DD or bigger. Sometimes I think it’s a sickness. How many times I’ve read about teenagers wanting boobs for their birthday and how many times I’ve read that the parents say sure, honey, on your 16th birthday. That’s sick, but that’s happening in the US nowadays.
I’d like boobs for my birthday.
I got 85%. The real boobs are much prettier than the fake ones, methinks. But I’m a girl so maybe my opinion doesn’t count.
“Tits by Goodyear”. 
Nah. If you saw me naked, you’d all change your mind.
“Natural is better” only works until you look like Stray Dog or his female equivalent.
(And I know for a fact that Stray Dog didn’t breastfeed his puppies! :raspberry: )
I demand proof of your assertion.
:bouncy: :bouncy:
[quote=“914”]The Rock has had nothing done. I know.
I’m wondering what makes a woman who is a nice size to begin with want to go for DD or bigger. Sometimes I think it’s a sickness. How many times I’ve read about teenagers wanting boobs for their birthday and how many times I’ve read that the parents say sure, honey, on your 16th birthday. That’s sick, but that’s happening in the US nowadays.[/quote]
At a bar in my hometown, they have a policy where if you agree to work there for a year, they’ll pay for your boob job. From word of mouth, and not being blind, few girls have turned down the offer. And many weren’t flat to start with. I guess something to do with keeping up with the Jones’ cleavage??
As for plastic surgery myself, I don’t know if I could live with the embarrassment of being the guy who overwhelmed the lypo machine. But I’d pobably be more against it because I’d be afraid that the doc would see my choice and go on about all the other stuff I should get done, too.
But if it were possible to get crunchier pubes…???
Like Popeye said…“I am’s what I am’s”. It gotta be the real you.
Just a questions - where does the line of changing the “real you” begin?
- back waxing?
- hair implants (including chest hair)
- surgury?
Do people really get this done? It’s all sounding a bit like people want what they haven’t got and don’t want what they have got - maybe the money should be spent on counselling.
If anyone needs a chest hair donor, give me a call.
Do people really get this done? It’s all sounding a bit like people want what they haven’t got and don’t want what they have got - maybe the money should be spent on counselling.
If anyone needs a chest hair donor, give me a call.[/quote]
Me too. take it from my back.
I had a lady friend once who was very pretty and fit, but flat as a board. Basically, she had nipples but no breasts. Didn’t bother me, but apparently she’d always wanted a boob job. After traveling abroad for several months I went to visit her, it turned out she had done it, and she was nice enough to let me examine the results up close. I must admit, I thought they looked and felt attractive, though the roundness and firmness was a little phoney. They certainly didn’t make me feel she was repulsive, and in fact it was a little exciting checking them out. But I never felt she needed them done in the first place and found her perfectly attractive beforehand. But I’m not her. I can understand how a totally flat woman in our society might feel inadequate and wish to modify that one trait. So, I didn’t need them, but if she did then I understand.
I also had a girlfriend in college who had immense boobs and I also enjoyed experiencing them. But she, too, was unhappy with what god had given her. Not only had she grown tired of all the men’s eyes on her tits, but when she went jogging or played tennis she’d have to wear two bras and she still got back aches from dragging them around. So she went the other way and got a breast reduction. I guess most people (women especially) would find that much more understandable. For the most part it wasn’t for cosmetic purposes but for her health. I never saw her afterwards (she told me by phone years after we broke up), but I would guess she’s much happier with her new bod.
[quote=“Stray Dog”]Well … OK. But it’s 
Go HERE.
Have fun. 
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I got 90% and would have got 100% if I’d stuck with my guns on the suspect ones. When you do the test always click FAKE if you have the slightest suspicion.
I saw my X wifes on there so that helped with the natural score.
I like the fake ones better when they have covers on them but the real ones are much better when you open your present. Small real ones beat big stupid looking ones anyday.
Ironman, you did your best and you learned something from the experience; competition brings out the best in all of us.
You must have a positive image in mind, picturing how sweet your success will be - feel how it would feel to see that ‘100%!’ flashing before you.
Now take what you learned and get back in there! You have to do this, for us, for yourself, for glory! Turn those mistakes into stepping stones to success - and succeed!
Go for it, Ironman. You can do it! We’re rooting for you.
You’re not with my sister are you? She is a real worry.
I think that many women overestimate mens’ fixation with big tits. Yes, most men like tits. But they also like a nice butt, good legs, pretty hair, sparkling eyes, a nice smile, attractive voice, friendly personality, brains, sense of humor and so forth. Perhaps for adolescent boys and some men with a compulsive fixation, big tits may be the holy grail, the only thing that matters. But I believe for most men tits are just part of a whole package of features and bigger isn’t necessarily better.
I believe women often make that overestimation because the media is fixated on big, round, bouncing (silicone) tits. But in real life I believe most men have more reasonable needs and desires. We all know Pamela Anderson isn’t real and we don’t expect, or want, our women to look like that. We also know that most of us men don’t match up to the media’s idealized portrayals of men – we’re too skinny or fat, lack washboard abs and are not quite as well groomed – so we recognize our own natural, human characteristics and are usually perfectly content to accept the same in our partners.
But women often don’t understand that, because they see all the big tits in the media, they tell themselves that’s what all men fantasize about, they compare themselves to what they see and they feel inadequate. In other words, they get the idea that men are fixated on big tits not because men are but because the media is and they (the insecure, self-critical women) are.
Either that or I’m just too old, tired and married to go chasing after other specimens. 
You’re not with my sister are you? She is a real worry.[/quote] 
Ironman, I’m not rooting for you. I hear you’re in good health and should be able to do it yourself. If not Viagra should help and maybe looking at plastic surgery enhanced females.
My aunt had collagen implants and her face tightened and a nose job. I’m fairly sure she had breat implants too. I daren’t ask. The nose job went awry and she was talking lawsuits. She does look good for a 50 plus year old. :loco: I’d rather look my age as I get older.
I agree with Comrade Stalin comments on this thread too. I’ve been wondering lately though if the Lady-boy phenomenon plastic surgery or not is just taking the Corporal Klinger approach to getting out the military a little too far.
I have a friend who loves playing hockey, go rollerblading, mountain biking, etc. Just a very active outdoorsy guy. Six feet, wide shoulders, great proportions, long legs, strong thighs. BUT his calf muscles are puny. He has these monster thighs but really skinny chopstick calves. Poor guy, he’s saving up for calf muscle implants.
Being the good friend that I am, I would discourage any shallow surgery. However, when he asked for my opinion I didn’t say don’t do it.
I applesolutely lurve strong calves on men and on women, well-developed shapely calves. I’m not into skinny minnie legs even on women.
I never heard of calf implants before you mentioned them. I would’ve guessed that women opted for them, not men.
Do they insert a useless bag of silicon, or something similar, as they do with breasts?
If his calves bother him so much can’t he do intense calf workouts instead, to try to gain real muscle instead of bags of jelly? I think I know the answer – he tried but couldn’t get satisfacory results. Is that right?