[quote=“Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot,”]
“Our Great President Only Stands For Decent American-Style Torture, So Stop Saying That!!”
Who is not outraged and sick over the pictures in the news these days? Not the alleged pictures of alleged torture which is not alleged torture but only alleged abuse and anyway they cut off that guy’s head, so stop saying that!
No, I mean who is not outraged and sick over the pictures of Our Great Poor Secretary of Defensive Donald Rumfilled being asked questions! In public! By Congresspeople! Who do they think they are? Who elected them to speak for the rest of us?
Do Congresspeople not support our troops, no matter how disgusting they are? Can they not focus on punishing the troops responsible instead of trying to distract us all by asking who ordered the troops in the first place?
Was it not enough that Our Great President told Congress last summer there would be no torture? Why would they not except that at face value, but go on to look at actual pictures of people being tortured just because the pictures were on television? Why were they outraged, instead of being outraged about the outrage?
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But gee wiz, except for some things like that, what is wrong with him [Rumsfilled (sic)]? Next to nothing, if you don’t count him selling North Korea a nuclear reactor or giving Sodom Husane weapons of mass distraction in the first place, and I certainly don’t count that, accept as “youthful indescription” as Dr. Jeckill or Henry Hyde once said.
Let me ask you, why didn’t YOU do the Secretary of Defensive job if you thought he was doing it so wrong? It is funny to hear people criticizing him now who did not help out then. But that is the difference between us Republicans and everybody else: we are the party of personal responsibility, so it is unfair to blame us for anything. Do you not support our troops?
But nobody wants to hear our story when they are busy obsessing over photos of torture, which is really no worse than what Rush Limbaugh does for fun, or so he says. And anyway, this is what happens when you have women in the military, which is why I am outraged, but only over that part and not over what they did. Which the prisoners probally deserved.
Sadly, even on a visit to Iraq, Secretary of Defensive Rumfilled could not get a break from questions and escape into some innocent shooting and killing. Instead, even though he told the troops that “I am a survivor” they selfishly pestered the grate man with selfish questions about their own selfish safety. As if their puny lives mean anything next to him! Really!
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…I am nothing if not persimmon. And I know there are many more like me who support Our Great President come hell or high water.
So I painted a sheet and hung it on my trailer that says “Our Great President Is Doing This!” I now spend the evenings standing on a box with a bag on my head and wires in my hands by the highway in front of the sign, just to show my support. And despite the scare headline it actually gets sort of peaceful there in the dark and quiet after a while. Plus Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld’s savage watchdog Cujo cannot reach my ankles when I am on the box. [/quote]