[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”][quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“Quentin”]Porn is simply masturbation fuel.
When I am in a sexual relationship, I have no use whatsoever for porn. When I ain’t got no woman, I need to wank off to pictures of naked ladies.
It’s as simple as that.
Don’t overintellectualize this.[/quote]
What about the whole flogging the dolphin before a date thing?[/quote]
JD, that’s at least twice I’ve heard you reference this practice, what’s it about?
HG[/quote]
There’s Something About Mary
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”][quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“Quentin”]Porn is simply masturbation fuel.
When I am in a sexual relationship, I have no use whatsoever for porn. When I ain’t got no woman, I need to wank off to pictures of naked ladies.
It’s as simple as that.
Don’t overintellectualize this.[/quote]
What about the whole flogging the dolphin before a date thing?[/quote]
JD, that’s at least twice I’ve heard you reference this practice, what’s it about?
HG[/quote]
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Erh, she was either a virgin or a ho, depending on which one you mean?
HG
[quote]Ted: “I don’t know, Dom. I don’t feel good. I feel nervous. I really feel nervous.”
Dom: “Oh, come on, relax. You been to the cash machine?”
Ted: “Yeah.”
Dom: “Car clean?”
Ted: “Uh huh.”
Dom: “Plenty of gas?”
Ted: “Uh huh.”
Dom: “Um, breath. How’s your breath?”
Ted: “It’s fine. I had some altoids.”
Dom: “Alright I think you’re all set. So just go clean the pipes and lets go.”
Ted: “Huh?”
Dom: “You know. clean the pipes.”
Ted: “What do you mean, clean the pipes?”
Dom: “You choke the chicken before any big date don’t you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date! Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date! Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that’s why you’re nervous!”[/quote]
Sure. I’d believe that if Glamor, Cosmo and GQ (same thing, but for men) didn’t exist. You didn’t need porn for that.
However, I do believe that porn can create the expecation that the average romp in the hay must now include moves like the dirty sanches, pittsburg smiley…etc…in order to keep up with the Joneses
I would not reccomend floging the Dolphin here in Taiwan. (If i am know understanding correctly what I thought it is)
Some girls even think you “love” them more when a first shot comes after 5 minutes.
Just the time needed to let them warm up for a second round.
euh, yeah, off topic… we were discussing porn. Not dating 
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]Bah! Why choose love when you could have a foursome?
HG[/quote]
:saywhat:
Love?
Porn is pretty much visual only. (OK, there are often some moaning sounds–sometimes pretty ridiculous…not to mention the frequent weird comments.) What porn can’t really give a user is the feel of someone else’s body or perhaps that fantastic pheromone SMELL of another’s bod. If porn DOES get more sophisticated and “virtual” someday, complete with smell stimuli, etc., … THEN I’m completely giving up sex…
By the way, the funniest porn line I’ve ever heard was this: after getting a guy off, a girl is instantly up for another round of oral… to which the guy replied, “Wow! You must be the Pete Rose of c*cksucking!” (Pete Rose was one of the greatest–and most enthusiastic–baseball players of all time.)
I’m actually a high consumer of porn… when my girl isn’t around. We’ve lived long distance relationships for a while and it helped since i have needs which i found annoyingly too intense.
I guess i take another view at Porn than a few other people, what interests me in there is how the girl looks, how does she move, how does she convey excitation, how is she enjoying herself, how does she interact with the actor, basically the acting part, not the “8 fingers in the ass” part. This makes it range from excellent (what Mr Siffredi does with the ladies in his european productions) to utter trash.
I should add that it is pretty much the same to me when it comes to real life action, I’m a lot more interested in how excited can she get in foreplay, and how out of her brain she is going to get while we are together, rather than where am i going to put my willie and how.
It seems to be a good thing, i’ve had the all 4 women i only ever had in my life to compliment me warmly on my prowesses (pardon my bragging, i’ve been away from her for too long again).
In the end i guess it is about quality. I’m not exactly easy to sleep with (something i found to be such a delightful revenge against the usual laws of attractions), i let pressure build up, and i choose my porn with a careful eye.