Right now the news channels are all showing shots of some Japanese porn star who has been hired to dance around, etc., at the computer show in Taipei for a reported fee of NT$700,000. :shock:
What would a company have to do to hire a foreign worker for a week or so in Taiwan?
If the Japanese woman is working here legally, then why do stories persist about the difficulty for, say, foreign bands to get clearance to perform here?
Does the woman have to demonstrate she has a special skill Taiwanese don’t possess? At least two years of work experience? :?
[quote=“sandman”]I saw her on TV last night, sticking a PDA down her pants and rubbing her pubes with it.
I want a PDA … no … I want THAT PDA.[/quote]
Maybe it was an Acer “Hand-Job”.
“And here’s one for you. Acer is working on a hand-held computer similar to the HP 95LX. What name did the marketing group in Taiwan come up with for the new machine?”
. . .
“They wanted to call it the ‘Hand-Job.’”
–Robert X. Cringely in June 10, 1991 InfoWorld page 118
That’s brilliant! Please tell me that they ignored the advice of a native English speaker and will foist the sucker onto a dumbstruck market sometime soon.
A friend of mine once worked in advertising and was asked to give a brandname to biscuits destined for the Australian market. The Chinese name was
Jif cleaning products are now called “Cif” (pron. “siff”) throughout Europe. They were originally called “Jiff” in the UK and Ireland because it was felt no one would want to clean their house with a venereal disease. Obviously times have changed.
HandJob’ll sell like hot cakes tho’. At last men too can have their own little battery-posered gizmo so that they don’t need to put up with someone of the opposite sex when they’re not feeling horny.
On second thoughts, an accomplished actress with such an impressive back catalogue (see below) should undoubtedly be given free reign to do what she likes in Taiwan. Good to see MOFA has its priorities in order. Bravo !
Pin Pin Girl [debut] (October 1996)
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Big Bust Club (April 2001)[/quote]
If she got her start nearly 9 years ago and made her last film 2 years ago then she is definitely over the hill as an AV star. There may not be too many gigs she can get now except trade shows.
Pin Pin Girl [debut] (October 1996)
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Big Bust Club (April 2001)[/quote]
If she got her start nearly 9 years ago and made her last film 2 years ago then she is definitely over the hill as an AV star. There may not be too many gigs she can get now except trade shows.[/quote]
Yeah, she’s done an awful lot of bonking. I wonder how she was explained by parents to their kids at that show.
“Yes little Tim, just go up and give that nice lady with the huge boobies a big hug”
“But Mummy, who is she ?”
“Well you know the way your daddy sometimes locks himself in the computer room…?”
I have to laugh when I think of the scenario if that kid was me at the same age…! “Daddy’s just going up on stage to stick his face in some old clapped-out porn star’s cleavage”
I think we forget how much money she can make bonking her fans. I’m sure with her fame and the amount of cash in Taiwan, that there are several men willing to pay top dollar to get it on with a real bona-fide Japanese porn star. Add this to the amount from her “non-work” at the exihibition and I’m sure she is making a very tidy sum minus a 10%+ agent/pimp fee. These girls aren’t stupid and they have needs(Tiffany, Gucci, high priced male gigolos, investments, etc…).
I mean how else do you explain 4 porn stars willing to go to lowly Taiwan? They know a dollar when they see one. They aren’t doing this for posterity. How much different is it to bonk a taiwanese fan versus a porn video.
[quote=“Okami very perceptively”]I think we forget how much money she can make bonking her fans. I’m sure with her fame and the amount of cash in Taiwan, that there are several men willing to pay top dollar to get it on with a real bona-fide Japanese porn star. Add this to the amount from her “non-work” at the exihibition and I’m sure she is making a very tidy sum minus a 10%+ agent/pimp fee. These girls aren’t stupid and they have needs (Tiffany, Gucci, high priced male gigolos, investments, etc…).I mean how else do you explain 4 porn stars willing to go to lowly Taiwan? They know a dollar when they see one.
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