Porno mags

Where can I find some porno mags?

What are porno mags?

Porno Mag = left handed reading material.

They are called VCD’d here :sunglasses:

Someone told me there’s porn on the internet, but I didn’t believe him.

[quote=“Chicken”]Porno Mag = left handed reading material.

They are called VCD’d here :sunglasses:[/quote]

Not in my case. My left hand is too busy.

Anyway, downstairs at that computer market at Zhongxiao Xinsheng. You know, under the freeway thing, in the basemant. “Apparently” there are some mags down there as well as some censored :noway: VCDs.

I say “apparently” cos you just can’t always believe what Sandman tells you.

The ones I’ve seen in there are shoite! All Japanese schoolgirls with heavy pixellation, while the mags are those silly soft-focus cutesy crap.

You want serious, in-your-face hardcore, not for the faint of heart PORN?

Get some Muddy Basin Ramblers video.
It’ll roooin yiz.

If you want mags you’re a few years too late.

You’re all gonna burn in hell !!! :laughing:

Basement of Gung Hua Xinsheng and Ba De. Tell them Frost sent you. :wink:

They’re going to tear it down pretty soon. Really.

pffff, magazines? Those were used in the 80’s no?

Yes, but they have better articles.

I don’t know, but as a kid I recall you could always find scraps of them at the bottom of hedges. Why was that?

HG

Because Mum found Dad’s secret hiding place… :blush:

furnitureporn.com/

There’s Lance, a “virile overstuffed armchair,” in the full upright and locked position with Debbi, “a pink baroque beauty.” “When the owner’s away, wow, do they play!!!” There’s the bondage chair, a simple black model bound with rope because, apparently, “Baby did a bad, bad thing.” There’s something for those with a taste for the wild side – “hot gay teen lawn chair sluts!” There’s even a furniture porn movie and a treat for those with an eye for celebrity sex: In a Furniture Porn exclusive, “Chairlie’s Angels” – director’s chairs with the names “Barrymore,” “Diaz” and “Liu” stenciled on their backrests – sizzle salaciously by the seashore.

You can get Mayfair in Hong Kong Airport - roughly the British equivalent of Penthouse. I never did buy one…only because I was too embarassed.

Juba

Come on, its no worse than buying condoms.

You have to buy at least one as a teenager, its like a rite of passage surely? I strongly suggest you get out there and buy one on your next trip, if you really can;t find any here. HK has loads of them, the roadside news stands are almost all porn…articles in Cantonese of course.

At the little open air newspaper stall at my ferry terminal, exposed to all but at a back shelf, surrounded by cartoons and wrapped in plastic, appears a magazine delightfully labelled “xiao bian”, or piss, with happy smiley pictures of young Japanese lasses on it. The really weird thing is that it appeears to be the only porno there, and worse still, it seems to be updated each month!

Juba, you could always buy that one!

HG

Do you chave your palms? If you look at internet pron does your mouse grow hair?