Possible employment opportunities for Kerry when he loses

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1

Which employment position would be best for John Kerry after Nov. 2d?

  • Department store mannequin.
  • Waiter in French restaurant.
  • QC manager in Teresa’s ketchup factory.
  • Skipper for Taiwanese tour boat.
  • Commanding General of Taiwanese forces on Jinmen and Matzu.

0 voters

He’s can’t be any worse than the people in the ROC’s officer corps.

2

Kerry could be a weather vane. Then, he could continue changing direction every time the wind changes direction.

3

But Kerry will still be a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts. He’s so confident of his election chances that he refused to give up his day job, despite only making something like one vote in the last six months.

4

Since his wife is a billionaire, he can continue in his current job of toy boy.