Question about Zain Dean

How many times did he get deported and how many times did he came back?

He didn’t get into the trouble with the law did he? Did he ever get convicted of a crime?

So basically he applied to come back after his banned was lifted or he snuck into the county illegally?

Please let me know, thanks

Long story short he’s actually already back under a different name. He is right under your nose. :nose: and no, I won’t give any more information.

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You trying to work out how to get back into Taiwan

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All Americans are, it seems. Desperate to escape their crumbling economy.

I don’t think Taiwan is the safest choice to migrate to in 2026 for certain Winnie the Pooh related reasons. He’ll never be allowed back anyway. He should try his luck in Vietnam or some other SE Asian country imo but dude is obsessed with getting back into Taiwan.

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The Taiwanese government offered him a free trip back, but I guess he opted to pay out of his own pocket?

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Not only that, but also free meals and lodging. Can’t get any better deal.

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I knew who wrote this new thread just by reading the title!

Like this post if you knew it right away, too!

:rofl:

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They also offered his mate the same deal which he reluctantly accepted. This is what mates do isn’t it. :grinning_face:

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Hello

I’m DZ. Shhhh you know what I mean.
I’ve been back four times already.

The first time I got in as an Indian Buddhist monk eking out a living in CiJi bossing poor people around and sneaking Starbucks coffees, the haircut and the scratchy clothes , the sandals, the vegetarian diet with no chillis and garlic and onions it really was unbearable in the end so I had to leave.

The second time I came in as the Ambassador for the Trinididadian Isles , but we switched back to the reds so I was chucked out . Was good times my man and got to park and go through red lights wherever and whenever I wanted

The third time I came in on a fishing boat and nobody went near me for two years but I just couldn’t take the smell of rotten squid anymore. At least I could get some serious daytime drinking in.

Now I’m back again. I’m still here under a new alias. But again…shhh…

Yours
ZD …shit I mean DZ

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I feel left out, whats this about? haha

Taiwan has an unusual advantage. 0 extradition treaties and not allowed in INTERPOL. In theory, it’s a good place to hid out.

Going back decades. It’s why, despite my criticisms of Canuckistaners, from time to time, the experience and expat diversity in Taiwan were pretty special…..old Vietnam vets, IT folk, Engrishy teachers——never a dull moment.

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Or easy place to get away from after you kill a delivery driver while driving home drunk from a nightclub.

I chose this randomly, if it hadn’t been a foreigner and an Indian at that the A pillar probably would have put the whole thing to bed

Zain is that you?