Quote of the day

Who said it?

Yesterday was:

“Also, if it isn’t too much trouble, can you tell us exactly where you get all your ingredients from, give us all your exact recipes, and have your staff come over to our homes for free on their days off and cook the menu for us??
Thanks a bunch!!!”

Today is:

“Its not really derogatory – its what you use when you’d get banned for typing what you REALLY think.”


Da Chief


And today?


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The venerable Sir Sandman.


And today?[/quote]
Sounds like Sandman…

Both of you are correct but jimi won by 2 minutes.

I can be your therapist, your marriage counselor, your doctor, your shrink, your adviser, your stylist, I can be anything you want me to be, but I just get paid to be your bartender.

Just read this in TT comments:


TAIWAN NUMBA ONE PHUCBOI" :rofl::crazy_face:

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Woman get into a Taxi naked . Says to the Taiwanese driver , " Have you never seen a naked woman " as he looked her up and down.
He said , “I’m not looking because you are naked , I’m worried because I don’t see where you have got the money to pay me”.
Moral : Focus on business and not on distractions.

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Is this a thread for @discobot? quote

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. — William Penn