I won’t ask how many openings you have, DM, but I’ll tell you you have a zillion reposts.
What are these posts?
We’ve had the Drake version before too, but this’ll do:
Six of those views are probably from posting it twice in the same thread. Is he your guru, Milker?
Different person, different company, different amount. Starting to feel a little repressed here. 
As we say in Spanish: even the best monkey drops the sweetest fruit.
Silence is a true friend who never betrays. — Confucius
STFU yourself, Confucius!
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Definitely zapped by an alien! 
I moved this entire post
to AotD because the second part is a repost of this:
IIRC that one (the baptism) was actually real. It’s a repost from way back when.