Some blokes got this idea to ruin New Year’s Eve and make it, quote unquote “spiritual.” What’s next? A holiday proclamation? I always thought New Year’s Eve was for getting very very drunk and forgetting everything that happened this past year… But now…this Mary Cosgrove woman of Integrative Spirituality at wilddove@sbcglobal.net
and integrativespirituality.org/ … tualityday
and integrativespirituality.org is way too serious.
She says: If spending this New Year
VISUALIZE WHIRRLED PEAS
(I never go drinking on New Years, thats when all the amatuers are out)
Top Ten responses:
- Is my religion considered spiritual wisdom, or only theirs?
- Does this mean they don’t plan to get shit-faced?
- But who cares what the Unitarian Universalists do?
- Just say OM!
- You will be integrated, resistance is futile
6 The perfect ecumenical prayer:
Baruch etah adonai
Sanctificator nomen tuum
Allahu Akbar
Om mani padme hum
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Gee, I’d better be sure that my skeptical vibrations don’t interfere with their plans for planetary ascension.
Oh, I give up–I’m too lazy. You finish.