Ring in the World Spirituality Day

Discussion Open Forum
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Some blokes got this idea to ruin New Year’s Eve and make it, quote unquote “spiritual.” What’s next? A holiday proclamation? I always thought New Year’s Eve was for getting very very drunk and forgetting everything that happened this past year… But now…this Mary Cosgrove woman of Integrative Spirituality at wilddove@sbcglobal.net
and integrativespirituality.org/ … tualityday
and integrativespirituality.org is way too serious.

She says: If spending this New Year

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VISUALIZE WHIRRLED PEAS

(I never go drinking on New Years, thats when all the amatuers are out)

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Top Ten responses:

  1. Is my religion considered spiritual wisdom, or only theirs?
  2. Does this mean they don’t plan to get shit-faced?
  3. But who cares what the Unitarian Universalists do?
  4. Just say OM!
  5. You will be integrated, resistance is futile
    6 The perfect ecumenical prayer:

Baruch etah adonai
Sanctificator nomen tuum
Allahu Akbar
Om mani padme hum

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  2. Gee, I’d better be sure that my skeptical vibrations don’t interfere with their plans for planetary ascension.

Oh, I give up–I’m too lazy. You finish.