Ruin A First Date in Four Words

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 6:57am

I work in Pattaya.

Marco · April 9, 2020, 6:57am

Follow me on Instagram

Dr_Milker · April 9, 2020, 6:58am

I am a virgin.

chilifries · April 9, 2020, 6:58am

I’m half way hard

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 6:59am

“Add me on MySpace” would be far more disturbing. Over half of super hot women will say “follow me on Instagram” at some point. Just part of the package.

chilifries · April 9, 2020, 6:59am

You catch Trump’s presser?

Dr_Milker · April 9, 2020, 6:59am

Works for glass half full types.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:00am

Just take this pill.

afterspivak · April 9, 2020, 7:00am

Are you on forumosa?

Guy

Dr_Milker · April 9, 2020, 7:01am

That’s five words.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:01am

Most beautiful presser ever.

tigerninjaman · April 9, 2020, 7:01am

“I’m not racist, but…”

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:03am

I’m technically not married.

Mick · April 9, 2020, 7:04am

Don’t mansplain to me.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:06am

I identify as _____

Dr_Milker · April 9, 2020, 7:07am

My butt plug itches.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:07am

Not to be used on a date with your priest.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:08am

I love double penetration.

Dr_Milker · April 9, 2020, 7:09am

Not a deal breaker.

RedHorse · April 9, 2020, 7:09am

I’m an English teacher

(With apologies)