Ruin A First Date in Four Words

Actually I’m not rich.

It’s not my Lamborghini.

Really. Who needs money?

I swear to God that that’s one of the variations I had in mind xD

I forgot my wallet

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Looks like these lines are all really effective…no women in the thread. :grin:

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I do meth recreationally.

From one of yesterday’s threads…

Can you peel ginger?

Not a deal breaker.

Are those tits natural?

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Does it really matter?

Calf brains to start?

I knew you’d bring the class. :sunglasses:

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You’ve never watched Serenity?

Aren’t geeks sexy these days?

Ooops. And I thought I was original…

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You’re like my mom

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Double fisting is underrated.

Mom doesn’t let me.

Truth.