Rules for Dealing with Foreigners in Taiwan

The Taiwan Foreigner is an endangered species and is protected by federal laws. Please help us maintain a tidy, safe and happy environment for our foreigners, yourselves, and others.

Look but do not touch. Do not feed them or give them water. If foreigners become accustomed to being around people, it may alter their behavior. Stay about 50 feet from a sighted foreigner. Don’t come within 3

Unless you’re a fit Sheila.