Sex in the afterlife?

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Chinese can buy paper replica’s of viagra to be used to have great sex in the afterlife … :noway:

[quote]Chinese burn Viagra replicas for randy ancestors

Chinese cemeteries are selling paper replicas of Viagra pills to be burned for dead relatives as a wish for satisfying sex in the afterlife, state media reported Wednesday.
Customers are snapping up the paper Viagra, as well as images of condoms and heavily made-up bar girls ahead of the annual Tombsweeping Festival on April 5, the Nanjing Morning News reported. [/quote]

Here’s the link

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Don’t they already have a stiff ?

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Are you here all week? I’d also love to try the veal :wink:

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How wants to be in the ‘vice’ squad … ?

[quote]A commentary in the Beijing Morning Post on Wednesday called for a crackdown on the sex-related “vice” offerings.

However, it said efforts by authorities to halt the sales had been unsuccessful due to high demand.[/quote]

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Wait, are you saying that when we die we can have sex with dead people?

For that I would be eternally grateful.

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Doesn’t Billy Graham believe that too. I swear I remember him on Larry King saying that if sex is what you enjoyed on earth then there’d be plenty in heaven.

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Oh man, heaven would be SHITE if you couldn’t have sex. I mean, what’s great about the place if you can’t have SEX??

I bet they have all sorts of dirty sex in hell, like.

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.[/quote] …with your grandmother.

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.[/quote] …with your grandmother.[/quote]

Well, you know… if it’s that or NOTHING…

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.[/quote] …with your grandmother.[/quote]

Well, you know… if it’s that or NOTHING…[/quote]
Compliment her on her irish stew and she might even give you a gumjob.

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.[/quote] …with your grandmother.[/quote]

Well, you know… if it’s that or NOTHING…[/quote]
Compliment her on her irish stew and she might even give you a gumjob.[/quote]

Are they any good? I’ve always wondered.

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Wrong. Just the missionary position.[/quote] …with your grandmother.[/quote]
Well, you know… if it’s that or NOTHING…[/quote]
Compliment her on her irish stew and she might even give you a gumjob.[/quote]
Are they any good? I’ve always wondered.[/quote]
You’re just baiting me.

But I’m feelin froggy so I’ll leap.

Depends on what you mean by “they.” If you’re referring to the irish stews, much depends on the quality of your sheep (how are they, incidentally?). If you’re referring to grandma’s gums, you’d have to ask grandpa, but he’s having a ballymaloe with Madame Chiang Kai-shek. If you mean the missionaries, well I can’t speak for their sexual practices.

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Well now I’m running a little tepid on the promises they keep making about heaven. I mean if you need cosmic viagra up there, what else they got? Can you get piles in heaven? Genital warts? What about terminal ilnnesess, that’s got to be a logistical nightmare in a place like heaven.

Do chicks in heaven have periods? Do they get heaven-sent PMS? Well fuck that, it don’t sound much better than we what got right here. And as they say, I’m sure most of the people I know will be jiving down in hell to the Muddy Basin Ramblers, cos you know St Pete aint going to let that bunch in among the clouds. Sandman on a harp? Not friggin’ likely.

Aim for hell, heaven sucks . . . but only via toothless grannies!

HG

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Doesn’t Billy Graham believe that too. I swear I remember him on Larry King saying that if sex is what you enjoyed on earth then there’d be plenty in heaven.[/quote]

And the collective thought from the Islamic terrorist community: See we told you so…

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The next hot girlfriend I have, I’m going to burn so I can have her in Heaven. Ohhhh yeah. Finally bringing reason and logic to my psychosis.