I am a breasts man, and can never get my eyes and hands on enough of them, but I don’t like them big and flabby. The average slender Taiwanese girl suits my taste perfectly in that department.
I once heard a comdian refer to Samantha Fox’s tits as “two huge sacks of piss”. I laughed my arse off at the time but it put me off pendulous knockers for life. A neat & tidy handful is sufficient for me.
No. I’ll give you a hint: Nazi comedy
Taiwanese girls are perfectly preportioned. I mean little bums, little waste, little breasts. What more can you ask for? Maybe two Taiwanese girls I guess…
You’re quite right, there’s little waste when I get my hands on them. 
“preportioned” That’s funny: I like the idea of prepackaged morsels of tastiness - like ready-to-eat meals.
Regarding breast size, they do say that more than a handful is a waste. (or is waist? 
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As for my wife, I refuse to comment. The ‘trouble and strife’ reads these pages and I would be soooo sleeping on the couch for a month if I started discussing her chest on a website.
[quote=“mod lang”]“A day without sex is a day wasted.”
100 guanxi to the first person who identifies the celebrity who uttered that pearl of wisdom.[/quote]
Woody Allen?
Oh… and no 'Net searches if I am wrong, people!
Somebody in Dr. Strangelove said it.
Though the weather’s been Godawfully depressing this weekend, it could hardly have been more perfect for spending Sunday afternoon in bed listening to music and having sex.