[quote=“the bear”]I do like this trend broon’s introduced for little eponymous sign-offs; very spiffy…
bearapproves[/quote]
Thank You. It is an homour for me to finally receive some recognition. I am running out of ‘A’ words so please forgive the odd repetition. I shall try to keep the sign offs relevant. Stylistically, the first letter should be capped e.g. bearApproves.
BroonAwe
[quote=“Bu Lai En”]
And this is your idea of making the forums more interesting, BroonAle?
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Just look at the number of views. Sex sells , buddy. Fact of life. It makes your/our forum more interesting. Would you like me to post something utterly inane and send everyone to sleep? Hmmm…there’s an idea.
BroonYawn
[quote=“Bassman”]I’d have a mighty short list.
BassBlushes[/quote]
Mine isn’t very long either.
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Excellent daasgirl. 
I’m so busted! 
You’ve slept with 170+ women?
Aayeeeeewww! You one sleazy mofo. Before one of the women here does it, I better bring up the double standard. What would you guys reaction be to some chick bragging that she’d served a 170+ cocks? Do you think it proves you’re more of a “man” or something? Honestly, I think I speak for most people when I say that I respect guys like Bassman, who’s stayed true to one woman, a lot more than I do guys like BroonAle who fuck everything that moves.
Quality, not quantity.
So not a man whore but a sex tourist. Glad we got that sorted out.
BroonEveryoneGetsATurn,
How old you were when you first had sex? And are you over 30 now? Out of 179, were any of them threesomes or foursomes etc? Or one after another in one day kind of deal?
I figure if you starting working on your stats at age 15, and had a different partner a month and you’re now 30, that’s about one a month.
Do you have a Most Memorable Experience? Most Embarrassing Experience? Did you ever have a she-male? Twins? Underage? Grandmother? Friend’s mother? Pregnant woman?
Questions we all want to know but are afraid to ask.
Dear 914,
Please don’t get too bogged down in arithmetic or trying to work out the quantity you should aspire to; your assumptions are incorrect. The start date was earlier, I am significantly older than 30 and the given number of 179 does not include Europeans, Central Asians, Africans, Arabs/Persians, North, Central and South Americans, Pacific Islanders, Australasians, Penguins and French Women.
That’s my secret. Sorry. 
BroonArithmetic
[quote=“mod lang”]You’ve slept with 170+ women?
Aayeeeeewww! You one sleazy mofo. Before one of the women here does it, I better bring up the double standard. What would you guys reaction be to some chick bragging that she’d served a 170+ cocks? Do you think it proves you’re more of a “man” or something? Honestly, I think I speak for most people when I say that I respect guys like Bassman, who’s stayed true to one woman, a lot more than I do guys like BroonAle who fuck everything that moves.
Quality, not quantity.[/quote]
Who cares? Whether one remains monogamous or nails everything that moves isn’t a matter, IMO, that merits respect or a lack thereof.
Different strokes…
Exactly. Thank you Tigerman for bringing the thread back on topic.
:bravo:
BroonAnililagnic
Exactly. Thank you Tigerman for bringing the thread back on topic.
:bravo:
BroonAnililagnic[/quote]
BroonAmoxicillinWithClavulanicAcid(akaAugmentin™),
Just wondering how many diseases you’ve picked up over the years. Is this what has addled your political views?? I understand that one theory behind why George III lost the Colonies was that syphilis had ruined his brain.
Wowee, BroonButWaitThere’sMore! :bravo:
As long as you didn’t have to drug any of these women to get them to bed, I’m speechless.
179…I don’t think I even know that many people.
Asbolutely disgusting thread.
Degenerate expats with Asian fetishes taking advantage of vestigial colonialism.
cmdjing,
If you look under enough rocks, I’m sure you, too, can find something or other to take advantage of.
Or you could simply tag along with one of those sex tours to Southeast Asia that your countrymen are so fond of.
But please, please, don’t follow Elmer Feng’s example of raping the poor Southeast Asian girl imported to work as a caregiver.
mod lang,
Obviously, it depends on if she swallowed or not. And in some circles its not even considered “sex” anymore.
But if you want to talk about double standards, ever notice gay men are on a lower social standing than lesbian women in the straight community.
For example if a bi-sexual woman brags to a guy that she has been with 170 women, that’s a turn on for guys.
If a gay man says he’s been with 170 men, that’s a turn off for women.
SPAM
No it’s not.
BroonAble
The no breast experience is one I had in Beijing a few years ago… i took off her bra, and had my hands full… of toilet paper… nothing else. She could at least have been honest about it, like wearing a bra fitting her size.
Korean girls… Were with one a long time ago, she spread her legs and smiled. did not move, and did not utter a sound. Also regused cunnilingus and the like, so I never got my tung below her navel, or above her knee, and it was not for want of trying.
Once when I was young and beautiful passing through Ilan, humped a girl who did yoga, talk about getting the knob polished… Whoaa, any man able to mount her more than 30 seconds and not have her vagina muscles pushing the thingy out must be a bloody hero, or have a very strong grip.
Taiwanese virgins in their late twenties or 30’s… Champaigne bottles… Takes some work to uncork them, but once they are go, they are GO! Hungry for everything, want to try it all - NOW, and to hell with the sore vagina.
Now, the worst fuck was with a dane, so that does not qualify, I guess.
[quote=“BroonAle”]Dear 914,
Please don’t get too bogged down in arithmetic or trying to work out the quantity you should aspire to; your assumptions are incorrect. The start date was earlier, I am significantly older than 30 and the given number of 179 does not include Europeans, Central Asians, Africans, Arabs/Persians, North, Central and South Americans, Pacific Islanders, Australasians, Penguins and French Women.
That’s my secret. Sorry.
BroonArithmetic[/quote]
May I suggest where number 228 should be? 
Mr. He, you are now officially Da Man! Great reply!