I thought they were supposed to be great. :s
Still trying (but not too hard) to work out what your tung (sic) was doing below the Korean girl’s knee… :s :s
BroonAnkle
I thought they were supposed to be great. :s
Still trying (but not too hard) to work out what your tung (sic) was doing below the Korean girl’s knee… :s :s
BroonAnkle
Sometimes kissing and carefully licking a girl from the toes up can be enjoyable, especially if you have bathed her first.
Sorry about any typos, but I am not a native English speaker.
I have had great Danish girls too, but no great Danes (I like dogs - but I don’t love them).
I have my mouth wide open after reading these posts. ![]()
Careful, you might give BroonAle ideas 
Oh, I meant to say that my chin is dropping… ![]()
Oh, I meant to say that my chin is dropping…
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Fear not Erica.
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So what is it about this thread that renders you thus agape, Erica?
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I don’t usually believe in the stereotypical generalization of which Asian country’s women are the best or which are the worst in bed. ![]()
I am a Taiwanese boy (ABC). My experience with the Taiwanese girls who were all like dead fish in bed doesn’t support the hypothesis that
all Taiwanese girls are flat-chested, wear heavily padded bras and terrible in bed. There will probably be the girls who are not.
Nor does the hottest sex I’ve ever had with a Japanese girl generalize that Japanese girls are the best. And can you tell when girls fake? ![]()
By the way, forumosa rocks! Very cool indeed.
Well, I would say that there’s a fair amount of volcanoes out there… Here in Taiwan at least.
Well, how to tell that a woman fakes an orgasm… Stay inside her while she comes if possible. The rythmic contractions in the vagina are a dead giveaway.
I have yet to know a Taiwanese female, who was horrible in bed, I have had a purring female cat, and the previously mentioned yoga master/willy smasher. All have had nice breasts of various sizes.
I am a tall, handsome man with a charming personality and a dazzling wit. My body is perfectly sculptered and I have a two foot penis. I can come upwards of fifteen times per day. My testicles are the size of billiard balls. Naturally I need to keep a steady supply of women ready and eager to satisfy my prodigous sexual appetite. Fortunately this is not difficult for me to do. I maintain a small apartment where hopefuls wait for their chance at total fulfillment. In the past I chose only the youngest and the most beautiful but then quickly became frustrated at the amount of time required to reach the required degree of dilation necesary to accomodate my thick organ. Older woman are easier in this regard and are in a better position to shower lavish gifts upon my exalted person.
I am a short fat balding bastard with an obnoxious personality and no wit whatsoever. My body is sculptured like the average bag of potatoes, and I have a two inch penis. I can come upwards of 12 times per year. My testicles are the size of hazel nuts. I hardly ever need a woman, as I have no sex drive to speak of. On the rare occasion I need one, they are unfortunately nearly impossible to come by. If there are any interested females around, I will offer them a small apartment with maid service attached, plus a generous monthly living allowance. On the very rare occasion where I feel a pang of lust, I will then visit you and have a forty second ramming session with you. It would help if you did vaginal exercises and yoga, as my organ is very short and thin. You therefore need to be well trained so you are exceedingly tight. Most woman are too big to give me the sensation I crave, so this point is very important to me. If you are willing to have sex with me, I will shower you with lavish gifts on a daily basis as a token of my gratitude.
:bouncy:
And ‘Justin’ be thy name. ![]()
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Alright, this one post makes this whole otherwise-tedious thread worth it.
Brian
It’s interesting to me that both the best and worst have been both Canadians. Nothing to add on Asians so far.
Finally, the opinion of a lady, debunking someone else’s theory elsewhere that this topic has driven away all the women from the Open Forum
BroonAlieniloquent
[quote=“BroonAle”]Finally, the opinion of a lady, debunking someone else’s theory elsewhere that this topic has driven away all the women from the Open Forum
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That’s no lady, that’s ImaniOU.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, MaPo. You really know how to treat the ladies. 
No credit to me for calling you a “lady”, then? ![]()
BroonAccolade
Yes, but my compliment to you will be true, not be laced with good-natured sarcasm. I honestly have nothing on topic to contribute to this thread, but what the hell. ![]()