Come on H, you’re not that short.
It’s 2:30am here in Canada and I have just sprayed cognac all over my keyboard. 
So what should I do to you for NOT calling me a lady? What does SHE have that I don’t have? Wait, don’t answer that…
I don’t really recall dropping my pants in front of you up at Villa Yunding, even though you seemed to have a much better time than me - you had 2 women in your room, I had to contend with Isabel kicking in her sleep.
I do like that in a girl. 
BroonAssault
I’d rather share my bed with a kicker than a farter.
I’d rather share my bed with a kicker than a farter.[/quote]
Well, I have fathered her, and under those circumstances, the kicking becomes somewhat annoying - even though a dad has to be able to take a fair bit of punishment… FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP PULLING MY HAIR.
Disgusting thread!
Can’t believe all o’you!
Can’t believe no one else objected to the blatant classification of women as mere two-dimensional “semi-beings”–except cmjding.
How would you like to read a thread entitled, “who is a better fuck, your mom or sister?”
Shame on you!
[quote=“Wookiee”]Disgusting thread!
Can’t believe all o’you!
Can’t believe no one else objected to the blatant classification of women as mere two-dimensional “semi-beings”–except cmjding.
How would you like to read a thread entitled, “who is a better fuck, your mom or sister?”
Shame on you![/quote]
Oh dear. Enter the Outraged. If you looked at the thread title and were offended by it, as it is very clear with regard to the subject matter, then you shouldn’t have gone into it. Evidently you read it; perhaps all of it? Ask yourself this, which part of you compelled to you to keep reading? I note 89 posts in three months; hardly prolific and yet you came here and read this thread… :s Why? What drew you here; a part of you that exists in all of us, yet you seek to suppress through your blinkered denial of self?
Wookiee, you may not like the subject matter and you may be repulsed by it but the fact of the matter is that it is something that has been discussed amongst men for a very long time and the inverse is also true of women. Women discuss the relative merits of male penises, shape, size uses etc. a great deal too. It works both ways. To deny it would be to deny the entire existence of sexuality and a huge driving force behind how many decisions are made; both business and personal, commercial and charitable. Sex, whether you engage in it or not, plays a significant part in making the world go round. It’s a subject that is out there, it is real, it is evident in almost every facet of life and this thread only touches upon one very real, day to day aspect of the broader subject from an admittedly one-sided male perspective.
If you are a woman, why don’t you start your own thread comparing the penis sizes and relative merits of the sexual performances of European versus American or Australasian men, for example? Perhaps women, in the security of posting anonymously could have some fun with it?
To draw an erroneous comparison with illegal incestuous relationships is quite ridiculous and exemplifies the hypocrisy of the moral minority whose grasp of the real world in opposition to their closeted and extremely personal idealised version is sadly lacking.
Poor you. Re-hydrate yourself or change religion or even better, step outside and take a look around. 
BroonAdelphithymic
This is a public forum.
Discussions among men and women regarding shaggabilty, genitalia, etc. belong in the realm of the private.
Yes, I read all of it, there is something horribly appealing about depravity after all, and was expecting to find a few more dissenters. Seems no one else feels the way I do. And no, I was not referring to incest.
[quote=“BroonAle”][quote=“Wookiee”]Disgusting thread!
Can’t believe all o’you!
Can’t believe no one else objected to the blatant classification of women as mere two-dimensional “semi-beings”–except cmjding.
How would you like to read a thread entitled, “who is a better fuck, your mom or sister?”
Shame on you![/quote]
Oh dear. Enter the Outraged. [/quote]
Don’t pay too much attention to it, Broon. It’s as obvious a troll as we’ve seen on these boards in many a month.
Just note the way it identifies its mindset with cmjding’s: that should tell you enough about what its comments are worth!
[quote=“Wookiee”]This is a public forum.
Discussions among men and women regarding shaggabilty, genitalia, etc. belong in the realm of the private.
Yes, I read all of it, there is something horribly appealing about depravity after all, and was expecting to find a few more dissenters. Seems no one else feels the way I do. And no, I was not referring to incest.[/quote]
Empty the newsstands! What a load of utterly small-minded rubbish. Wookiee ( what does that rhyme with? Erm…no, can’t think) concedes the appeal and therin lies the rub. Hah! Wookiee can’t find the dissenters. What does that tell Wookiee?
BroonUnabashedlyTriumphant
One of the funniest current threads, Broon - you definitely have too much time on your hands for the hyper-eloquence in your post…and yet we all know that the pedants are the best.
I couldn’t possibly add a worthwhile comment to this topic in any case, although someone once commented that that they liked Chinese girls for their compact qualities “They can all live in my pocket”, ergonomically speaking.
Wookiee, pray tell. If not referring to incest, as you claim, to whom exactly would you address your hypothetical question, if no incest is inferred, huh? 
[quote=“Wookiee”] “who is a better fuck, your mom or sister?”
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BroonUsesAppendageForThingsOtherThanUrination
[quote=“Gloria”]One of the funniest current threads, Broon - you definitely have too much time on your hands for the hyper-eloquence in your post…and yet we all know that the pedants are the best.
I couldn’t possibly add a worthwhile comment to this topic in any case, although someone once commented that that they liked Chinese girls for their compact qualities “They can all live in my pocket”, ergonomically speaking.[/quote]
Why thank you Gloria. Perhaps we can have a drink sometime and discuss Wallace Stevens and blackbirds. However we’d better move out of the way of the swarms of Puitans who hang around in public places lest we inadvertently drift on to the subject of blackbird mating cycles, the laying of eggs as a result thereof or get downright dirty and discuss Wallace Stevens’ private life outside the production of exceedingly stimulating pictures of birds (feathered, androgynous ones that fail to reproduce).
Loved (if I may be permitted to use that word) the ‘ergonomic’ reference.
BroonAvianAficionado
‘Bird-spotting down the local’ is a pastime I would be familiar with, as initiated by my (male) friends back home in the North think nothing of leaning out the car we’re in and shouting at women on the Manchester Curry Mile “Please bum me, I’ve got cancer” and “Would you like another one?” at single mums pushing prams…I reckon they’d do the same if they were in Taiwan and actually get somewhere.
:bravo:
Gloria! A fellow northerner! 
My exponential admiration curve for you has gone off the chart! I can’t say I have ever yelled at MILFS out of car windows though; often thought about it but the handles on the cars I usually travelled in had mostly snapped off (from up north you know, second-hand wreck paradise). Your last comment may be worthy of insertion in my “How Prevalent is…” thread. Coming from a good solid northern lass of Chinese extraction living in Taiwan, it may add significantly to counter the politically correct westerners who think non-discussion or recognition of the subject is doing this country a bloody favour.
BroonHoltsAndAPacketOfCripsPlease
I’d like to say that I ride that dangerous line between the hard North and the poofter South, I’ve been in Leeds for the past 5 years or so but everyone else is in the capital. So I’m really an international vagrant:British via colonial Hong Kong (the good ol’ days), Switzerland and Boston Mass and the UK. I’m more English than anything else really.
I’d also like to add that the ‘crazy Hong Kong women’ thing is something I’ve come across before and though I was born there, I hope it doesn’t count against me, I did leave when I was 11.
BroonA1/A647/A58/A62/A64/A63
After telling my wife this joke, she asked me which European country’s women are best in bed. I have no idea, and I don’t even know the basis for the slam on English women. Is there any commonly held consensus on the carnal best and worst of Europe?