Reminds me of the joke (which incidentally was performed before a live audience in London):
“What’s the difference between making love to an English person and making love to a dead person?”
(Audience titters and murmurs ‘nothing’…)
“You need less alcohol for a dead person!”
Don’t look at me - I wouldn’t know 
Gloria, Gloria, I beg to correct you: we southerners may be effete to a man, but we’re not all a bunch of poofters, egad!
I think the word you were looking for was something more like “refined” or “cultured” rather than the ill-fitting epithet that popped up from your keyboard.
Don’t be misled by the fact that David Metrosexual Beckham happens to be a Londoner…
No no, poofters is almost exactly right, except it should be preceded with “fookin’” and ended with “like.”
Right, pet?
The American version of the “cold fish sex” joke is:
A WASP couple are making love. The husband suddenly stops and asks his wife, “What’s wrong?”
“There’s nothing wrong, dear. Why do you ask?”
“You moved.”
I am going to take it that you are not trawling and that you are really misguided enough to think you are providing some sort of edification to the general public.
Is there some sort of minimum number of posts to join the “I am a stud because I slept with many Asian women who were fascinated/awed by my westerness/western dollars?”
You aren’t discussing sexuality, you are engaging in a schoolboy, locker room, peurile braggadocio of how many women you’ve “had.” It takes no special talent to get a woman in Asia–with or without paying.
‘How would you like to read a thread entitled, “who is a better fuck, your mom or sister?”’ refers to other people writing about your mother/sister.
It tells me that people are either too disgusted to respond (something I should have done) because by doing so they (I) legitimize your “I have something to prove macho sexist thread,” or that they are scared of stepping up to the plate and saying, “take this discussion back to the pub,” or maybe they are disgusted by your self aggrandizement.
This portion of a Wallace Stevens’ poem says it all:
Men Made Out Of Words
What shoud we be without the sexual myth,
The human revery or poem of death?
Castratos of moon-mash–Life consists
Of propositions about life…
In other words, your “words” don’t prove how much of a stud/man you are. In fact, only castratos (boys without balls) have to prove their existence/potency/vitality with words.
OOOppppppppsssssss!
Should have read:
Men Made Out Of Words
What should we be without the sexual myth,
The human revery or poem of death?
Castratos of moon-mash–Life consists
Of propositions about life…
In other words, your “words” don’t prove how much of a stud/man you are. In fact, only castratos (boys without balls) have to prove their existence/potency/vitality with words about their manhood.
Tupperware Party? Anyone? Free milk and teddy bears…
:snore:
BroonAndrogynousPollenatingPlant
[quote=“Broon Rhymes With Wookiee Ale”][quote=“Evident Lack Of Nookiee”]
You may have a poet somewhere in your closet.
[quote=“Broon It’s A Small World After All Ale”]
…the-way-the-world-is-like-it-or-not, drivel[/quote][/quote][/quote]
Dissilusioned into thinking the world revolves around the end of his member.
I’ve revised my opinion on the Southern poofters thing. The plural of poof is surely: ‘pooves’.
That is all.
Lighten up on the assumptions. Liberated lasses of the region are doing it cos it feels good. No hint of burgers, democracy or money about it. You owe them an apology.
HG
In light of the recent Dead Donkey thread, I believe this would be an excellent poll.
Who would like to start it? 
In light of the recent Dead Donkey thread, I believe this would be an excellent poll.
Who would like to start it? [/quote]
Jesus! How would I know? I’ve never shagged my sister.
In light of the recent Dead Donkey thread, I believe this would be an excellent poll.
Who would like to start it? [/quote]
Jesus! How would I know? I’ve never shagged my sister.[/quote]
Don’t worry - everyone else has.
I heard she slept with Arfur.
Arfur Scotland, that is! 
If that’s the case then you’re just taking the easy way out. If it’s a challenge you’re after, you need to set your sights appropriately. For example, I’ll now only go for married MBA holders in their 40s who are both racist and arrogant. I also set myself a maximum spending limit of NT$250 per date. So far I’ve been very successful indeed and have yet to find an Asian woman “easy” enough. So you see, it CAN be done.
And Stray Dog? You’re right, I wasn’t aware of my sister’s exploits with Arfur – I was too busy shagging your dog! There! What do you think of THAT? I win.
Going back to the topic I can’t believe more people haven’t brought up s. america into the mix.
Brazil, Columbia, Costa Rican ticas, Mexico, Puerto Rico,… oh man so many fond memories of college. Since we are talking about Asia I’d have to say Taiwan is in a tie with Korea. I’d give a bit of an edge to Korea just because Sung Hi Lee (first asian on the cover of playboy) is from there.
Maybe we can start another thread on who makes the best porn stars, it used to be all the porn in asia was made in Thailand/Japan but with myspace (myspace.com/tiatanaka) making new porn stars everyday I am sure the other countries are going to soon catch up.
damn I killed the thread 
sorry about the porn star mentions didn’t think the mods would move it cause I mentioned them.
The dredging up of this old thread makes me wonder what happened to the lovely Gloria.
I do hope she didn’t come to any harm from those hard northerners she so misguidedly chose to hang out with.
[quote=“Omniloquacious”]The dredging up of this old thread makes me wonder what happened to the lovely Gloria.
I do hope she didn’t come to any harm from those hard northerners she so misguidedly chose to hang out with.[/quote]
HA!
HA!
Best move she could have made. Better hard than flaccid. Better tumescent than limp. Better a northerner than a poor excuse!
Hey Ma! Where are the rusty brillo pads? I need to wipe my arse!
[quote=“sandman”]
And Stray Dog? You’re right, I wasn’t aware of my sister’s exploits with Arfur – I was too busy shagging your dog! There! What do you think of THAT? I win.[/quote]
Taking a break from sheep, eh?
Did anyone say this:
It depends on she, me and the circumstances.
Sorry, I could not be bothered to read through 14+ pages…
she is waiting for he, and it is …