OK, so I have a very important question for all of you.
I have visited three different major hospitals here in Kaohsiung City, and emailed scores of others across the island.
Not a singular one can get estradiol valerate in liquid injection form. They can get two other meds I take (spironolactone, progesterone) but not a third (melatonin liquid, for sleep – apparently it’s some sort of controlled substance here, and I didn’t realise this until Amazon repeatedly refused to ship it to me here.) And the big one: liquid estradiol. They just don’t believe it exists anywhere. It’s like the chupacabra of Taiwan, apparently: people have heard of it in hushed tones, but no-one has survived to actually pinpoint its present whereabouts.
In any case I’ve just been awarded an ARC this past month and I won’t be eligible for an NHI card until December 1st, so national healthcare is out as an option, I’m afraid.
So, being the undeterred, typical Taurus that I am, I’ve naturally resolved to have the US Veterans Administration (my stateside healthcare provider) ship it to my ex in Washington State, which they’ve very politely agreed to do, and she’s gonna box it up and ship it to me here in Kaohsiung. Rube Goldberg problems, meet Rube Goldberg freakin’ solutions.
My question is this: what kind of silly games do I need to play here to make sure this gets through the thousand-layer procedure that is Taiwan customs? Is it enough to tell the truth about what’s in the box (a 90-day supply of 16g and 23g injection needles and syringes for injection, liquid estrogen, pharmaceuticals of various kinds, a printed copy of my prescriptions for all of the above)? Or do I need to have my ex-wife play cute little games and to declare that the box is a gift-package filled with Wonkabars, cashew butter, puppy cuddles, and the laughter of lost children?
I only want to have to do this 2-3x a year max, and although I am grateful that my ex is thoughtful and kind enough to do this thing for me, I don’t want the task to be any more onerous than it has to be, you know? So I want it done in a way that ensures that the package has the best possible chance to sail through customs not the third, nor the second, but THE FIRST time around.
I’ve gamed out all the chess ahead of time: my EZWay is linked to my Gold Card, has the correct +886 phone number, the correct email address, yada yada.
Does anyone have any advice for me? Because I’m not going back to oral estrogen. That would be a step backward for my medical care, and I’m absolutely not doing it.
I’ve been here for three weeks now. I love it here. I will do what I need to do to integrate: I am studying Chinese for around three hours a day, and picking trash up off the ground where I walk. I smile at my neighbours; I say things like “please” and “thank you.” But going back to a less satisfactory means of banishing dysphoria from my life as comprehensively as possible? Yeah, that’s not going to happen on my watch, and that’s where things get personal for me.
Thanks in advance.