Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

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I saw an old Taiwanese woman wearing a T-shirt with Spread Me written on it. It had a picture of bread about to be buttered but still…
I saw a young girl wearing a T-shirt that said “No parking except for Dad”.

I found it more shocking when I saw someone casually wearing a bright T-shirt listing local (in this case Why and a 1/2) shop specials written in correct English on the front and on the back.