Oh thank goodness for that, I thought for a moment it might have been mere smutty porn, not high art like Robert Maplethorpe. 
HG
Seen on two guys today: āShit Talkerā and āI Love Cockā.
Not much shocking about that ā Iād LOVE to own one of those. In fact, they should give me a concessionary one.
It might have been a more fitting caption for your old t-shirt with the fisty pair.
HG
Hereās a t-shirt one of my co-teachers was wearing:
Not shocking but telling, I saw a girl at the university with āNo money, No Lifeā on her shirt.
ALso there was a girl with āLOOKā printed over her boobs.
Iām glad I did.
I saw a nice looking woman a few days ago wearing one that said, āENDLESS BOXā and underneath that, āHow Much You Mean To Meā.
Oh promisesā¦
Not really a T-shirt, but when we lived in Chiayi County, there was a really cool night market in our town every Saturday night. One night, we saw these really nice leather jackets and my husband wanted to try one on. I saw some embroidery on the lapel and we read it. It said, āI am want to be your whoreā.
We didnāt buy it, but we should have. The next week, when we returned (camera in tow), they werenāt there. And we never saw them again.
The end.
One of my students was wearing this gem.
Oh good grief, canāt someone tell her to change it?
I saw a young woman in TienMu this afternoon wearing a knee-length, stylish T-shirty thing with the slogan āI Love Crap.ā written on it. 
Time for a new cellphone then -cheaper than a new camera, more discreet and handy.
Sorry to hear about your camera -
this from someone still working with one held together by duct tape. The lens makes a rattling sound when you clean it.
EDIT:
Ok, OK, I got a typo. Havenāt you noticed I always write āhet, teh, whateverā except ātheā. Oh, man, no mercy in these boards!
A few recent spottings:
[ul][li]āTickle my beaver, Stuart Veversā (probably some in-joke about the fashion accessories designer, but still)[/li]
[li]āIām a dorkā (Boogie Nights-style 1970s groovy font). I kind of liked that one. [/li]
[li]āLetās hug it out, bitchā[/li][/ul]
The last one was worn by a Western guy, who would certainly know what it meant. I wonder if he found it here or thought it was important enough to his life to bring it across the ocean to Taiwan.
Years ago I bought a sweater in Hong Kong.
On the front it had a big picture of an American football.
Below, it said, āBASEBALL!ā
REALLY hot, but unadorned young lady walking down Tunghua St., just jeans and a T shirt, but an exquisite figure filling out both.
S-T-R-E-T-C-H-E-D across her most engaging bosom:
You Canāt Get THESE In the States!
On the back of a T-shirt worn by a woman in Taipei Main Station: āWork hard like you blow me babyā.
saw pretty cool one the other day on middle-aged housewife
I only drink on days starting with T
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tomorrow
Thhaturday
Thhhunday
baseball cap on ultra-serious looking middle-aged dude a while back
DORK
in huge silver letters
probably looked so serious because every passing foreigner was laughing at him
I just saw a girl this afternoon wearing a T-shirt with āOPEN FOR BUSINESS!ā on the back, just above her arse.
One of my teenage students used to wear a T-shirt with the word āSLUTā written on it. I explained to her what the word means and she never wore it againā¦ She also stopped coming to the class.
I have seen -a few years ago- a few 4 to 6 years old boys and girls wearing the same T-shirt.
On the front, there was a drawing of either a little boy or a little girl and the words:
I have been well taken care to become your sex slave.
I mentioned that to the management of that school who quickly took action to inform the families.