Does anybody have a good resource for learning Slang and Swear words?
And not swearing as in ‘F You’ but swearing as in ‘skank whore’. Interesting swear words that I’m more likely to use in everyday conversation, when, for example, I’m out shoe shopping. Or the type of words I’m likely to hear when my beloved husband is talking to his high school friends.
I came across something on the internet which reminded me that I really don’t know the 不好聽 terms for a lot of things. Is there an Urban Dictionary for Taiwanese Chinese or something? Or can we compile one on this thread?
Go to the night market. Find the greasiest guy in the crowd. Say the following line in Chinese-
“You are a f**kin turtle egg”
As Bruce Dickinson used to say-Run for the Hills!
Evelin Chao’s book “Niubi: The Real Chinese You Were Never Taught in School” is available in all major e-book and PDF formats for free online. Here’s a PDF version: ebook3000.com/Niubi—The-Re … 28298.html
p.218 of the adult version, for cum:
“You can cum inside me, George. I’m on the birth control pill.”
＂喬治，你可以射在我裡面，我有吃避孕藥。＂
“Qiáozhì, nǐ kěyǐ shè zài wǒ lǐmiàn, wǒ yǒu chī bìyùn yào.”
Also, it wouldn’t hurt to watch a, one Mandarin-subtitled porno. Depending on your lifestyle, some of that lexicon is pretty important to have. No links from here, but it’s 99% of the Internet, so it won’t be a hard find.
