If I were going to teach, I’d want to teach art or poetry…something with no objective standards. I’d have fun terrorizing my students with bizarre and subjective grading and spend my time hitting on the hot ones. Good thing I’m not a teacher.
That’s very kind, but I think I earn considerably less than you so maybe I didn’t dodge a bullet.
As an aside, my students have asked for a lesson about cultural differences about humour. I’m knocking it up now, so if anyone has any ideas I would be most grateful. They are upper intermediate so I’m thinking about Monty Python as opposed to Mr. Bean. I’d like some North American stuff as well (Kids in the Hall, Friends etc?).
Probably started by a teacher after seeing the thousandth example of “I wanted to go to my friend’s house. But it was raining. And I didn’t have an umbrella. So I didn’t go.”
I used to tell my students “There is nothing wrong with starting a sentence that way. And many good writers do it. But you don’t know how. So don’t.”
Yes. They should be tested by reading passages and listening to conversations and being able to understand WTF is going on and express their understanding through speech and writing.