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Mullet with butterfly wings - Smashing pumpkins
Forumullet.com- web forum for expats with mullets
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Young Keifer was after a Star Wars lead part. Images borrowed from rockdamullet.com
“I’ve Got An Ape Drape” – the Vandals
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don’t give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it’s really really bad
-Chorus-
I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it ‘round the ears
I’ve been growin’ that one braid back there for years
I’ve had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it’s really really, even if it’s really really bad
-Repeat Chorus-
Make it short in front and long in back! (say 10 x)
If the top’s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don’t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck…Norco
HOCKEY HAIR…CANADA
ACHY BREAKY HAIR…Nashville
Mullet…HOBOKEN
Forbidden Hair…Europe
Shlong…Florida
Here are the lyrics from Cut the Mullet by the late, great Wesley Willis.
Cut The Mullet
Wesley Willis
Found on SMD Promotions and Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat’s nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Get the rat’s nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don’t you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
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