It’s probably inspired by the spaceship from that Austin Powers movie 
To give Bezos his due, it was an impressive stunt. There’s a good video of the bell-end-in-chief landing his bell-end in the desert.
Yeah, it’s fun making fun of the world’s richest man. The truth is much more boring.
Indeed. The boys done good.
It wasn’t a smart idea making his rocket look like a giant cock, is all.
I don’t know…seems like a pretty good way to handle a mid-life crisis.
The problem is that every time they launch, everyone will be sitting there watching it live on the internet thinking to themselves, OMG, it totally looks like a big willy.
Problem? 
It lacks gravitas. People who pay millions of $ to hitch a ride will be called cock-jockeys or something by their friends when they get back.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
I bet his next project will be a space station with a docking port that looks like an enormous minge.
Sounds like this should be over in the other thread. 
That’s how they all look.
random animal of the day?
OK maybe pointier
It’s gone all serious over there. Like, proper discussion and stuff. People seem to have run out of knob jokes.
Wait, are you talking bio-rockets and bio-docking stations?
I’m not sure how Bezos’ and Branson’s spacecocks deserve credit for that. They haven’t had any commercial payload flights, right?
(Edit: Oh right, this totally isn’t the right thread)
…then alighting on the desert floor like a dildo on a nightstand, after a successful mission.
I wonder if Bezos spacecock shrinks in the extreme cold temperature of space.
Aren’t those supposed to be kept in a drawer?