Starbucks Cinnamon Rolls Suck, so what are the alternatives?

Here’s the comment over in the other thread:

But who knows really. I’m mildly annoyed with myself because I went to Costco intending for the cinnamon rolls to be my guilty pleasure of the next couple of weeks. But they weren’t there, so I foolishly bought a box of brownies instead. They’re not bad, but I shouldn’t have bothered - to my taste, they’re not a worthy substitute.