Strange t-shirts of Taiwan list

So we’ve all seen interesting or absurd English text on t-shirts in Taiwan.
Thought I’d share the ones I have seen.
Here they are…

Never stop texting

Satan look at me

Kate is my religion

100% blue shirt

Squirrels forage for food

I’m an adult today

New summer

Raw

Passed by each other

Lift heavy shit

You do not impress me

Bring it on now

Alpha

Fuck off creep

Exalt to the position of god

Beach

Give yourself a try

Off

People person

Nothing special

Grey

Information

Good people have good t shirt

Make dam shit

Make it happen

Shoot pictures

Today I do nothing

Drug without side effect

Live without baby basically

More or less

Hungry enjoy your shit

Choose happy

Embrace the suck

I like you me

Science is the new sexy

Me

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"Him: I miss you

Me: No"

Was one I saw once

‘You don’t hate your job. You just hate Mondays.’

And of course, pro-Marijuana shirts are very popular.

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A buxiban student wore a shirt that said:

“milk drinkers make the best lovers”

Literally a few days later I see a “firefighters make the best lovers” shirt.

Both of these shirts were worn by little kids.

WTF? The parents need to be told…

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Hahaaha yup that’s when its the most awkward when a kids is wearing it.
I almost said something one time - the shirt said something about having a big brain and a nice as to match. Looking back I should have said something.

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Seen the other day

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semper fi

Wasn’t there that brand that says Ecstasy or something and had a picture of what looks like a boy with a very long nose?

Taking it to a whole new level with the matching shorts too haahaa!

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Saw a marijuana sign in a breakfast shop, my friend asked the owner if they knew what it was. And nope, the owner just liked the look of it.

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Kinda like them selling gun safes at Costco and the workers there have no idea what they were for beyond storing valuables…

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My wife’s nephew and his girlfriend were going down to Spring Scream a few years ago- he was wearing a dope-leaf t-shirt, she was wearing tie-dye with the same pattern, they were both wearing belts with marijuana-leaf buckles. I asked if they thought that was appropriate; they asked why not?
“Well,” I said, “You’re both cops…”
(They weren’t narcs or anything- just young hipsters who happened to be in the police.)

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Years ago when I was working at one of the beaches down here I saw a lady wearing a t-shirt/dress thingy. The front had a big red pair of lips diagonally across her torso, and the back said in big black lettering " My dipstick needs lipstick".

That was a good one. Wish I had a phone then to take a picture.

Baahaaha Perfect!

The shirts with misspelled words are great too haaha

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I have not seen any of these myself but I think they are great.



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A while ago, so no masks
BC era

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This may settle the circumcision debates?

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Isn’t this from the South Park movie?

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No idea. Just thought it was another random t-shirt

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