Suggest an alternative use for a

Suggest an alternative, non-canonical use for a common enough item.

Telescope.

Alternative and most certainly not expected uses:
pastry roller
baseball bat
car jack stand

add yours and when we get bored, last person chooses another seed.

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Badminton racket :arrow_forward: bubble maker

(take out the netting, get a bucket and fill it with water and lots of detergent, then go outside and create huge bubbles) :slight_smile:

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mosquito swatter (don’t we all do that anyway?)
tool for removing cat poo from the litter box
pasta strainer (probably need to wash it after the previous use)

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Telescope–▷
ice cream cone
tent pole
dance pole
pool stick
dunce cap

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→ Megaphone

traffic cone
paperweight
goat feeding trough

Anything can be a paperweight! :rofl:

I’ve encountered some difficulties using ants as paperweights.

It’s a really lame game, this. Please send to temp.

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That’s because you are spelling them wrong.

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Regrets can’t be used as paperweights either!

That made me LOL! :rofl:

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What? Should I have spelled it Aunts?

They’re generally a lot bigger, though.

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And they block the view.

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And criticize my calligraphy

“Wrong stroke order!”

Ants are less critical and less vocal. By and large.

Immobilized in acrylic? Just mind the spelling.