The Western rebels achieve total victory by coding all their messages in Firefox and Chrome, Tainet is unable to decrypt and loses the information advantage. The world is saved and spicy noodles are shipped back to the Eastern rebels who celebrate with a 100 day noodlefest!
Danshui gets written correctly on MRT maps again.
There will be a Saturday I have to work to “make up” for my “day off.” Taiwanese boss still confused why that annoys me.
TV Shows will have stupid people and sound effects.
Youtube will still be the main source for news.
More 7-11s
Ridiculous! These things will never happen…
Oh wait.
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