Taiwanese phone manners

[quote=“kaniggit”][quote=“SuchAFob”][quote=“kaniggit”]
You just don’t understand gravel truck driver culture.[/quote]

Sadly I will probably never master the intricacies of the gravel truck world.

Thinking about it, I often adopt the grunt when faced with nuisance callers. I’ve gotten the tone just right. It certainly seems to work, after all how can you argue with a grunt? I suppose you could grunt back, but then that would be silly…[/quote][/quote]

Well you could start by wearing blue slippers and a wife beater shirt. Once you’ve gotten comfortable with that, start a rice wine tasting mixed with the soda(from the yellow can) until you find the right rice wine. While you are doing that, you may want to learn the counting drinking game. Once you are really ready, find your own binglang girl, and buy your bing lang from her.

Best of luck :rainbow:

Don’t forget to stare at EVERYONE who walks past your truck. And to say “Huloh” to EVERY SINGLE female… pretty or not.