Take a StarWars quote and replace one of the words with sausage

As the title says,


Go!

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Let me clear the most obvious one out of the way:
“Luke, I am your sausage!” - Darth Vader

“I find your lack of sausage disturbing” - Darth Vader

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“Do or do not. There is no sausage.” - Yoda

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“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“It’ll be just like Beggar’s Sausage back home!”

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“I love sausage.”
“I know.”

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“Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the millennium sausage?”

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“This is the sausage of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster.”

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You came in that sausage? You’re braver than I thought.

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“Han, my boy, you’re the best sausage I ever hired. So, for an extra twenty percent…”

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Curse my metal sausage. I wasn’t fast enough!

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“I’ll never train another generation of Jedi. I came to this island to sausage.”

May the sausage be with u

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Your sausage determines your reality.

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Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your sausage.

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It may be obvious, but you got the quote wrong. The original is “No, I am your father.”

I prefer: “Sausage, I am your father.”

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The sausage you seek is not behind you, it is in front of you.

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“I don’t like sausage. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”

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“Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have sausage.”

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In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more sausage lights our way.

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