The more overloaded we get, the less help
we seem to have… Nothing makes sense in
a big Taiwan company. It seems only the meanest
get promoted to top decision-making positions,
which shows you the cramped and cloyed confinement exemplifying the daily ways and means
of Taiwan’s local business mentality: only the
big pig gets to be a big pig…
Getting to the point: it’s pretty hard to
expect to be hired at fair market prices
for skilled work in Taiwan…
Nevertheless, if you are masochistic and enjoy
crews of gorgeous office girls ganging up on
you with delectable smiles and winsome
teasing - in order for them to help resolve
being hung up by their underdog, unpromotable
places - then by all means, send us your
resume… if you are really keen about working
very very hard and then being really overloaded
with “hidden projects” that are not on the
official schedule and the big boss won’t notice,
and so your extra work will go by unevaluated
and uncredited, then, by all means, send us your
resume… if you enjoy being friendly and are
able to communicate in an easy-going way with
people, no matter how bizarre and unexplained
the bureaucracy grows to appear, then send us
your resume… if you like to fight for your
rights and remind the bosses that everyone is
working well above the official 44 hour weekly
limit set by the government, and thus, you are
willing to submit yourself to a continual trial
(and possible wage garnishing) about whether it
is possible to stare at a computer screen longer
than 8 or 9 hours a day, then send us your
resume… (the others in the company spend most
of their time talking in meetings and over the
phone, and so, have no idea how stressful it IS
to stare at a computer screen ALL day…)
…if you like to learn new things about
technology, by all means, send us a resume…
if you want to understand how hard people can
work for no apparent reason (aside from helping
to enrich the already rich with small bonus
for themselves) by all means, send us your
resume… if you don’t mind not being able
to stand up for yourself and express dis-
satisfaction with the various illiberal
mechanisms, like sign-out cards, which are used
to inhibit your ability to go out for vacations
longer than two days, (at risk of pay garnishing
if you try to be a man) then by all means, send
us your resume ! Don’t worry: if you really
get out of line, we’ll deliberately give you
too many projects and then tell you to finish
them in an impossibly short time AS WELL AS
garnish your wages ! You’ll love it!
Don’t forget, there are some worthwhile plusses:
~ a company swimming pool with two jacuzzis
~ annual parties and bonuses
~ too many pretty girls
~ a convenient cafeteria with okay food
~ a friendly working atmosphere and
a crew of devoted people who are very
tolerant and understanding of the cultural
shocks due to those of use who find
ourselves in the Extreme Minority…
P.S.: tech writing is not all brain dead work,
but to do the cutting and pasting well, you have
to have a naturally ordered logic. For new
job projects, writing a new manual from scratch,
you need be blessed with an intuitive command
for explaining all the details of a given
piece of hardware (or software) in such a way
as your work is exactly neither too long and
over-complicated, nor too sketchy and disorganized.
Mostly, you need to be possessed with a certain
implicit logical device, an inborn ability akin
to real genius for conveying all that is as it
should be: Easy-to-Use. I think a top tech-
writer should also be good at thinking up
superlative pick-up lines; for example: “I’d like to get
your number, that is unless you already have
too many weirdos chasing you, honey…”
just send us your resumes and make sure you
are female, not too old, a red-skin navajo
brood who can play the ukelele upside down
while keeping that big dildo snugly up
your UUUHhhh-huh… that, while whispering delightful desires in the ear of everybody’s
desperation for love and kindness…
[b]We are an EQUAL opportunity ploy![/b]