Who rocks more?
- Mr Jimipresley
- The Chief
- Ms Lexivs
- Mr Dragonbones
- Mr Zender
- Mr Fox
- Mr Sandman
- Mr Bob
- Mr Funk500
- Mr Almas John
- Mr TomHill
- Mr Occhimarroni
- Mr Bubba2Guns
- They are all utter crap
- Dunno. So much brilliance
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Mr Fox got me thinking. If he has the balls to post his brilliance on the flob, why don’t the rest of us?
Mr Maoman being in childbirth and otherwise distracted, I have decided to appoint myself as moderator of the GREAT POETRY SHOWDOWN! (Where’s my blue name thingie?)
It’s a crap idea, I know, because poetry is, like, subjective, like.
Nonetheless, I suggest a competition. Submit your poems here, and I will construct a poll by which forumosans can vote. If your poem has validity (in my eyes), (because I am the supreme judge and arbitrator) you will be added to the poll and people can vote for you. If you submit sarcastic crap, you will be henceforth banned from this thread and spend the last two weeks of your life PMing yourself in contrition.
No cheating, mind, (you know what I mean, crafty wordsmiths).
Please, no comments on the poems. Just vote. If they are worthy enough, we can have a discussion after the prize-giving. If they are extremely worthy, we can discuss a compilation publication.
At the end of each month, I will evaluate the poll results and award the winner a box of cheap cigars and a bottle of Scotch.
The competition starts NOW. The winner will be announced on the 14th of November. If I am the winner (very unlikely), the rest of you throw in and award THE MODERATOR OF THE GREAT POETRY SHOWDOWN his due.
EDIT: Due to the problems with adding poets to the poll, can we please only start voting on the 24th of November to give time for more submissions. Also, let’s make it ONE entry per poster. You can change your entry at any time in the next ten days.
Fair enough?