"The Karate Kid" being remade as "The Kung Fu Kid"

Starring Will Smith’s kid and Jackie Chan.

Here’s the story:

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"You Kung Fu do. Okay. You Kung Fu don’t do. Okay. You Kung Fu I guess so… "

"Show me ‘rinse noodles’. Show me ‘climb bamboo’. Show me ‘bad movie about high tech tuxedo’.